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| D A T A |
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1560699
happyman234
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female
happyman234
Age/Gender: 54M
Laughter and Fun
190lbs
Height: 5'10"
3some=NO guys, Toys on you
I am the only living person who has seen and filmed a live Jacalope. I have also fabricated survival gear out of nothing more than tree bark, bubble gum, and bird feathers. Alright, okay, you caught meâ?¦most people say Jacalopeâ??s donâ??t really exist; but Iâ??ve seen pictures on the Internet so I know theyâ??re the real deal!!
So if you took that first part seriously then my sense of humor is not for youâ?¦move alongâ?¦nothing to see hereâ?¦move alongâ?¦
But seriously right now Iâ??m looking for more of a friend to talk to and spend time with. Iâ??m up for anything from telling jokes (or stories) over a few beers; to fucking each others brains out. Sometimes Iâ??ll try to say something profound; but youâ??ll wonder if I was really serious or just trying to make you laugh. I know how to treat a woman right.
I donâ??t take myself or anyone else too serious though; discreetness and no downers or guilt trips are the big thing for me.
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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.
Robonk: Please tell me what's been bothering you.
you: I am the only living person who has seen and filmed a live Jacalope.
Robonk: Do you believe it is normal to be the only living person who has seen and filmed a live Jacalope?
you: I have also fabricated survival gear out of nothing more than tree bark, bubble gum, and bird feathers.
Robonk: Why do you say you have also fabricated survival gear out of nothing more than tree bark?
you: Alright, okay, you caught me. Most people say Jackalope don't exist but I've seen pictures on the internet so I know they're the real deal.
Robonk: Do you wish to believe I caught you?
