#000E8

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Fuzzy Derriere
SINGLE_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (3) Single male, seeking female
Fuzzy Derriere
Age/Gender: 53M
A little lower please... ;-)
210lbs
Height: 6'0"
bungee sex. would you?
What I'm open to... Hmmm almost anything, but within reason. I prefer to go slow and learn as well as teach as we go. Never stepping over the line if at all possible. I'll go further down the kinky road than some, but I have limits too! 

It's awesome when we can sit next to each other in the dark totally naked and just chat. Something's bound to come up and then we're not likely to utter a word when that happens for quite some time. 

I'd like to tell you about my first sexual encounter and I'd like to hear about yours too! Being open to new experiences is a wicked turn on for me and it should be for you as well. ;-) 

Done properly anal isn't any worse then the first time you lost your virginity... grow up already will ya? Don't take that to mean I wouldn't take no for an answer, but everyone should be willing to try. Mom used to say how do you know you don't like it if you won't try it? I'm pretty sure she meant broccoli, but it could be applied to sex too! ;-) 

Unlike the average guy I have a PA piercing and the few ladies that were lucky enough to experience it first hand loved it. 

One of my fantasies has been that I'd some day like to try being a male stripper at a small ladies night party in a private home with 10 or less ladies. Of course I'd prefer it be far enough from home that none of the guests knows who I am! Would you like to meet me in a motel room for a private strip show done for your eyes only? Or would you prefer to drop by my home for an afternoon of blissful naughtyness?

One time way back when I had a steady girlfriend I screwed her in the back seat of my motorboat on the Connecticut River in broad daylight. It was awesome to get it on in the great outdoors and I'd love to hike to a remote lake skinny dip and leave all the inhibitions behind. I'm up for whatever you might be able to dream up so write me and I'll do all I can to blow your mind... ;-)
How about strip pool?
My perfect match is a simple woman. My life is way too hectic for additional complexities. My last longterm relationship was ended in 1989, since then I've dated a little, but with no real luck. My last girlfriend was the last person I've been intimate with and we broke it off in the winter of 2007. The opportunities are there, but I need to see a closer match to really entice me out of my shell. It's one thing to find someone who's sexually compatible it's a different matter to find the whole package in one. All in all I'm looking for an awesome woman, but willing to give interviews as I go...
The most important detail I look for in a woman is her attitude... the bitch attitude is an instant turn off!
I like to be creative.
I am looking for a wife, but I don't feel every relationship I have needs to go in that direction. Let's face it looking for the one has many diversions on the way and they are learning experiences for those involved. That sometimes translates into good things and shouldn't be taken negatively... Wouldn't you agree? I've been hibernating for the last two years and that needs to change soon! I do 50 situps each morning and when I'm horny I reward myself after doing an extra 50 situps and it's an awesome reward too! ;-)

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	A little lower please.
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	What I'm open to...
Robonk:	What do you think?
you:	Hmmm almost anything, but within reason.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	I prefer to go slow and learn as well as teach as we go.
Robonk:	Why do you say you prefer to go slow and learn as well as teach as we go?
you:	Never stepping over the line if at all possible.
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
you:	I'll go further down the kinky road than some, but I have limits too! 
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
you:	It's awesome when we can sit next to each other in the dark totally naked and just chat.
Robonk:	Are such questions much on your mind?
you:	Something's bound to come up and then we're not likely to utter a word when that happens for quite some time.
Robonk:	What comes to mind when you ask that?
you:	I'd like to tell you about my first sexual encounter and I'd like to hear about yours too! Being open to new experiences is a wicked turn on for me and it should be for you as well.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	Done properly, anal isn't any worse then the first time you lost your virginity...
Robonk:	Really, my virginity?
you:	grow up already will ya? 
Robonk:	Earlier you said your first sexual encounter and you'd like to hear about mine too.
you:	Don't take that to mean I wouldn't take no for an answer, but everyone should be willing to try.
Robonk:	Who, may I ask?
you:	Mom used to say how do you know you don't like it if you won't try it? 
Robonk:	Really, if me won't try it?
you:	I'm pretty sure she meant broccoli, but it could be applied to sex too!
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is pretty sure she meant broccoli?
you:	Unlike the average guy I have a PA piercing and the few ladies that were lucky enough to experience it first hand loved it.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	One of my fantasies has been that I'd some day like to try being a male stripper at a small ladies night party in a private home with 10 or less ladies.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your fantasies has been that you'd some day like to try being a male stripper at a small ladies night party in a private home with 10 or less ladies?
you:	Of course I'd prefer it be far enough from home that none of the guests knows who I am! Would you like to meet me in a motel room for a private strip show done for your eyes only? Or would you prefer to drop by my home for an afternoon of blissful naughtiness?
Robonk:	How long have you been?
you:	One time way back when I had a steady girlfriend I screwed her in the back seat of my motorboat on the Connecticut River in broad daylight.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	It was awesome to get it on in the great outdoors and I'd love to hike to a remote lake skinny dip and leave all the inhibitions behind.
Robonk:	Earlier you said your fantasies has been that you'd some day like to try being a male stripper at a small ladies night party in a private home with 10 or less ladies.
you:	I'm up for whatever you might be able to dream up so write me and I'll do all I can to blow your mind...
Robonk:	What persons appear in your dreams?
you:	My perfect match is a simple woman.
Robonk:	Why do you say your perfect match is a simple woman?
you:	My life is way too hectic for additional complexities.
Robonk:	Why do you say your life is way too hectic for additional complexities?
you:	My last longterm relationship was ended in 1989, since then I've dated a little, but with no real luck.
Robonk:	But your motorboat on the Connecticut River in broad daylight.
you:	My last girlfriend was the last person I've been intimate with and we broke it off in the winter of 2007.
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your perfect match is a simple woman?
you:	The opportunities are there, but I need to see a closer match to really entice me out of my shell.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	It's one thing to find someone who's sexually compatible it's a different matter to find the whole package in one.
Robonk:	What does that difference suggest to you?
you:	All in all I'm looking for an awesome woman, but willing to give interviews as I go...
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being looking for an awesome woman?
you:	The most important detail I look for in a woman is her attitude...
Robonk:	You say The most important detail you look for in a woman is her attitude?
you:	the bitch attitude is an instant turn off!
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your life is way too hectic for additional complexities?
you:	I am looking for a wife, but I don't feel every relationship I have needs to go in that direction.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is looking for a wife?
you:	Let's face it looking for the one has many diversions on the way and they are learning experiences for those involved.
Robonk:	Are they always learning experiences for those involved?
you:	That sometimes translates into good things and shouldn't be taken negatively. 
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your shell?
you:	Wouldn't you agree? 
Robonk:	You're not really talking about me -- are you?
you:	I've been hibernating for the last two years and that needs to change soon! I do 50 sit-ups each morning and when I'm horny I reward myself after doing an extra 50 situps and it's an awesome reward too!
Robonk:	Do you say you've been hibernating for the last two years and that needs to change soon for some special reason?

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