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NotOutOfTheWoods
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female

Age/Gender: 47M
A little spice perhaps?
165lbs
Height: 6'0"

This list of choices is amusing.  Sex as a shopping list.  I am very open minded if the chemistry is there.  What's your pleasure maam?

"What really turns me on"?...Hmmm...Women.  Naked women are even better.  Funny naked women and we've really got something.  Funny may even be more important than naked.  There's got to be a connection, if we can talk and laugh a little, everything else becomes possible.

They say variety is the spice of life.  I love spicy.  Not that I don't enjoy a great bowl of oatmeal.  But even the best oatmeal you've ever had tastes a little bland when you've had it three meals a day for years.  I'm craving a little hot sauce, salsa, curry, mustard to wake up my taste buds.  I'm not giving up oatmeal, it's healthy and it's been good for me so absolute discretion is a must.  I can keep a secret and it's a trait I value in others.  Also, habeneros can't be on the menu every day of the week.  That kind of heat is a special treat.  Hours are flexible, but brunches are usually more available than dinners.  If you think our flavors might be a good pairing, get in touch.
   BTW-Vermont is too much like one big small town to dare post a photo, but if we get a dialogue going, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Or we can set a meeting in a public place where I'll wear one red shoe and you can identify yourself if you're interested.  Or some other silliness out of the movies, you pick.  We'll figure it out.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
you:	A little spice perhaps?
Robonk:	Why the uncertain tone?
you:	This list of choices is amusing.
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	Sex as a shopping list.
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	I am very open minded if the chemistry is there.
Robonk:	What do you know about the chemistry is there?
you:	What's your pleasure maam?
Robonk:	Does that question interest you?
you:	"What really turns me on"?...Hmmm...Women.
Robonk:	Why do you ask?
you:	Naked women are even better.
Robonk:	Are you positive they are even better?
you:	Funny naked women and we've really got something.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	Funny may even be more important than naked.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you:	There's got to be a connection, if we can talk and laugh a little, everything else becomes possible.
Robonk:	Do you wish that we can talk and laugh a little?
you:	They say variety is the spice of life.
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	I love spicy.
Robonk:	Do you say you love spicy for some special reason?
you:	Not that I don't enjoy a great bowl of oatmeal.
Robonk:	Do you wish to be able to enjoy a great bowl of oatmeal?
you:	But even the best oatmeal you've ever had tastes a little bland when you've had it three meals a day for years.
Robonk:	What comes to mind when you ask that?
you:	I'm craving a little hot sauce, salsa, curry, mustard to wake up my taste buds.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your taste buds?
you:	I'm not giving up oatmeal, it's healthy and it's been good for me so absolute discretion is a must.
Robonk:	Is it because you are not giving up oatmeal that you came to me?
you:	I can keep a secret and it's a trait I value in others.
Robonk:	But your taste buds.
you:	Also, habeneros can't be on the menu every day of the week.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	That kind of heat is a special treat.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you:	Hours are flexible, but brunches are usually more available than dinners.
Robonk:	Would you like it if they were not flexible?
you:	If you think our flavors might be a good pairing, get in touch.
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
you:	BTW-Vermont is too much like one big small town to dare post a photo, but if we get a dialogue going, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Robonk:	What does that similarity suggest to you?
you:	Or we can set a meeting in a public place where I'll wear one red shoe and you can identify yourself if you're interested.
Robonk:	Do you wish that me are interested?
you:	Or some other silliness out of the movies, you pick.
Robonk:	We were discussing you -- not me.
you:	We'll figure it out.
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?

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