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wildinfargo30
SINGLE_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (3) Single male, seeking female
wildinfargo30
Age/Gender: 40M
Bare Feet
160lbs
Height: 5'6"
I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read
"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape."
"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."
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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.
Robonk: Hello, I am a computer program.
you: Bare Feet
Robonk: That is interesting. Please continue.
you: I was tired of my lady
Robonk: Your lady?
you: We'd been together too long
Robonk: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your lady?
you: Like a worn-out recording
Robonk: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you: Of a favorite song
Robonk: That is interesting. Please continue.
you: So while she lay there sleeping
Robonk: Please go on.
you: I read the paper in bed
Robonk: Why do you say you read the paper in bed?
you: And in the personal columns
Robonk: Does talking about this bother you?
you: There was this letter I read
Robonk: Why do you say There was this letter you read?
you:
Robonk: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you: "If you like Pina Coladas
Robonk: What does this speculation lead to?
you: And getting caught in the rain
Robonk: That is interesting. Please continue.
you: If you're not into yoga
Robonk: But what are the chances that me are not into yoga?
you: If you have half a brain
Robonk: Do you wish that me have half a brain?
you: If you'd like making love at midnight
Robonk: What would you do if me'd like making love at midnight?
you: In the dunes on the Cape
Robonk: Tell me more about that.
you: Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape."
Robonk: Do you know anyone else who is the love that me've looked for Write to you and escape?
you: "Yes I like Pina Coladas
Robonk: I see.
you: And getting caught in the rain
Robonk: Tell me more about that.
you: I'm not much into health food
Robonk: How long have you been not much into health food?
you: I am into champagne
Robonk: Do you know anyone else who is into champagne?
you: I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
Robonk: Perhaps in your fantasies we 've got to meet each other.
you: And cut through all this red-tape
Robonk: Does talking about this bother you?
you: At a bar called O'Malley's
Robonk: Does talking about this bother you?
you: Where we'll plan our escape."
Robonk: Does that question interest you?
