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wildinfargo30
SINGLE_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (3) Single male, seeking female
wildinfargo30
Age/Gender: 40M
Bare Feet
160lbs
Height: 5'6"

I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape."

"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program.
you:	Bare Feet
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	I was tired of my lady
Robonk:	Your lady?
you:	We'd been together too long
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your lady?
you:	Like a worn-out recording
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you:	Of a favorite song
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	So while she lay there sleeping
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	I read the paper in bed
Robonk:	Why do you say you read the paper in bed?
you:	And in the personal columns
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	There was this letter I read
Robonk:	Why do you say There was this letter you read?
you:	
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you:	"If you like Pina Coladas
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
you:	And getting caught in the rain
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	If you're not into yoga
Robonk:	But what are the chances that me are not into yoga?
you:	If you have half a brain
Robonk:	Do you wish that me have half a brain?
you:	If you'd like making love at midnight
Robonk:	What would you do if me'd like making love at midnight?
you:	In the dunes on the Cape
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape."
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is the love that me've looked for Write to you and escape?
you:	"Yes I like Pina Coladas
Robonk:	I see.
you:	And getting caught in the rain
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	I'm not much into health food
Robonk:	How long have you been not much into health food?
you:	I am into champagne
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is into champagne?
you:	I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
Robonk:	Perhaps in your fantasies we 've got to meet each other.
you:	And cut through all this red-tape
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	At a bar called O'Malley's
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	Where we'll plan our escape."
Robonk:	Does that question interest you?

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