----------------------------- | D A T A | ----------------------------- 3360585 SINGLE_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (4) Single female, seeking male Age/Gender: 32F Hobbits Make The Best Lovers Weight: 125lbs Height: 5'6" I'm looking for a hobbit, 3'6" - 5'9", with dark hair and blue eyes. He must have a love for friends, good food, good ale, and a good smoke at the pub. Also, an interest in other cultures and a love of Elves and their language is very important. I'm also open to men, elves, and occasionally dwarves, as long as they have the sweet innocence and sensitivity of a hobbit. Please, no Uruk-Hai, goblins, or orcs. I am slightly wary of wizards, but I'd be willing to give it a try. I would describe myself as a hobbit trapped in a human's body. I've looked all over Middle Earth, and I'm hoping to find my Frodo here. ----------------------------- | C H A T L O G | ----------------------------- Welcome to your therapy session. Your therapist's name is Robonk. Robonk: Is something troubling you? human: Hobbits Make The Best Lovers Robonk: Please go on. human: I'm looking for a hobbit, 3'6" - 5'9", with dark hair and blue eyes. Robonk: Is it because you are looking for a hobbit that you came to me? human: He must have a love for friends, good food, good ale, and a good smoke at the pub. Robonk: Please go on. human: Also, an interest in other cultures and a love of Elves and their language is very important. Robonk: That is interesting. Please continue. human: I'm also open to men, elves, and occasionally dwarves, as long as they have the sweet innocence and sensitivity of a hobbit. Robonk: Do you enjoy being also open to men? human: Please, no Uruk-Hai, goblins, or orcs. Robonk: Why 'no'? human: I am slightly wary of wizards, but I'd be willing to give it a try. Robonk: Is it because you are slightly wary of wizards that you came to me? human: I would describe myself as a hobbit trapped in a human's body. Robonk: Do you say you would describe yourself as a hobbit trapped in a human's body for some special reason? human: I've looked all over Middle Earth, and I'm hoping to find my Frodo here. Robonk: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
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