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ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male
playtoybunny
Age/Gender: 40F
show me your centerfold shot
115lbs
Height: 5'2"

First and foremost, I'm an excellent manager of my time. 

I can cook Thirty-Minute-Brownies in 20 minutes, and have been known to throw together extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven on work nights. 

To boot, I know the precise location of every item in the supermarket, with a special interest in the condoms display and douches arrangement. 
  
As for hobbies, I play bluegrass cello, enjoy urban hang gliding, and on weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. 

My accomplishments include  placing second in a spelling bee at the Kremlin, and using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.  My exquisite floral arrangements have also earned me fame in international botany circles.  

Other than that, well, I'm just your average, American girl-next-door. 
 
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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk: Hello, I am a computer program.
you:    First and foremost, I'm an excellent manager of my time.\xA0
Robonk: Your time?
you:    I can cook Thirty-Minute-Brownies in 20 minutes, and have been known to throw together extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven on work nights.\xA0
Robonk: That's quite interesting.
you:    To boot, I know the precise location of every item in the supermarket, with a special interest in the condoms display and douches arrangement.\xA0
Robonk: Can you elaborate on that?
you:    As for hobbies, I play bluegrass cello,\xA0enjoy urban hang gliding, and on weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.\xA0
Robonk: You say you play bluegrass cello?
you:    My accomplishments include\xA0placing second in a spelling bee at the Kremlin, and using\xA0only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
Robonk: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:    \xA0My exquisite floral arrangements have also earned me fame in international botany circles.
Robonk: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your time?
you:    Other than that, well, I'm just your average, American girl-next-door.\xA0
Robonk: What about your own average?

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