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lilbit812
SINGLE_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (4) Single female, seeking male

Age/Gender: 37F
notpayinleave
Weight: 125lbs
Height: 5'0"

love it when a man does what ever he pleases to me- make me walk funny lol

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
human:	I love it when a man does whatever he pleases to me
Robonk:	What is it you really want to know?
human:	make me walk funny
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.

#00281

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Looking-For-Fun-Toy
SINGLE_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (4) Single female, seeking male

Age/Gender: 34F
Look to pleasure and get some in return
Weight: 115lbs
Height: 5'6"
I love lingerie.
I buy them all the time online because it makes me feel sexy but have nobody to wear them for.
Every since moving here from California, I've been bored.  I'm looking for a man who can heat me up since it's getting cold outside and keep me wet when we meet up.  I'm a giver and if you can fit it in, it's fair game.  I kinda like to explore more of my kinky side, but last guy didn't want to.  I don't need to see you everyday since I'm attached, but when he's away on business, your body and my body is fair game and any location will be our playing field.  I'll show you my picture when I see a few of you because I need to have some kind of physical attraction.  I did need someone with a high sex drive and can go for a long time and round 2 and sometimes 3.  Hope there is someone in my zip code, I'm getting lonely and I'm home alone starting this weekend for 3 weeks.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	I Look to pleasure and get some in return
Robonk:	Why do you say you Look to pleasure and get some in return?
human:	I love lingerie.
Robonk:	Do you say you love lingerie for some special reason?
human:	I buy them all the time online because it makes me feel sexy but have nobody to wear them for.
Robonk:	Someone special perhaps?
human:	Every since moving here from California, I've been bored.
Robonk:	Do you say you've been bored for some special reason?
human:	I'm looking for a man who can heat me up since it's getting cold outside and keep me wet when we meet up.
Robonk:	How long have you been looking for a man who can heat you up since it's getting cold outside and keep you wet when we meet up?
human:	I'm a giver and if you can fit it in, it's fair game.
Robonk:	But what are the chances that me can fit it in?
human:	I kinda like to explore more of my kinky side, but last guy didn't want to.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your kinky side?
human:	I don't need to see you everyday since I'm attached, but when he's away on business, your body and my body is fair game and any location will be our playing field.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
human:	I'll show you my picture when I see a few of you because I need to have some kind of physical attraction.
Robonk:	Your picture when you see a few of me because you need to have some kind of physical attraction?
human:	I did need someone with a high sex drive and can go for a long time and round 2 and sometimes 3.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
human:	Hope there is someone in my zip code.
Robonk:	Your zip code?
human:	I'm getting lonely and I'm home alone starting this weekend for 3 weeks.
Robonk:	How long have you been home alone starting this weekend for 3 weeks?

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msalaska
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 48F
:-)
Weight: 180lbs
Height: 5'8"

Looking for some fun on the side since I dont get what I want at home fufilled.  Must be discreet and clean.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	I'm looking for some fun on the side since I don't get what I want at home fufilled.
Robonk:	Suppose you got at home fufilled soon.
human:	You must be discreet and clean.
Robonk:	Oh, I must be discreet and clean?

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Aklovely
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 32F
Getting even with my cheating boyfriend.
Weight: 160lbs
Height: 5'10"

I'm a young, beautiful, natural blonde who's always prided herself on being an amazing girlfriend and partner.  I love everything about sex, and I like it on the kinky side.  Just found out my boyfriend of 8 years has cheated on me with LOTS of people online and in person.  To boot, I've discovered these women are mostly older, ugly, and overweight.  To say I'm heart broken is an understatement.  I feel like it's time to give him a taste of his own medicine. My fantasy right now is to get f**ked long and hard by a totally hot guy who's ready to dominate me and let me video tape it... And then the last time my bf will ever see my sweet ass naked will be watching some other guy pound the sh*t out of me on tape :)  If you can make this happen, let's chat online and see where things go.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you.
human:	I'm getting even with my cheating boyfriend.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
human:	I'm a young, beautiful, natural blonde who's always prided herself on being an amazing girlfriend and partner.
Robonk:	What incident are you thinking of?
human:	I love everything about sex, and I like it on the kinky side.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
human:	Just found out my boyfriend of 8 years has cheated on me with LOTS of people online and in person.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
human:	To boot, I've discovered these women are mostly older, ugly, and overweight.
Robonk:	Do you say you've discovered these women are mostly older for some special reason?
human:	To say I'm heart broken is an understatement.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being heart broken is an understatement?
human:	I feel like it's time to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Robonk:	Of what does feeling like it's time to give him a taste of his own medicine remind you?
human:	My fantasy right now is to get f**ked long and hard by a totally hot guy who's ready to dominate me and let me video tape it...
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your fantasy right now is to get f**ked long and hard by a totally hot guy who's ready to dominate you and let you video tape it?
human:	And then the last time my boyfriend will ever see my sweet ass naked will be watching some other guy pound the sh*t out of me on tape 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your sweet ass naked will be watching some other guy pound the sh*t out of you on tape?
human:	If you can make this happen, let's chat online and see where things go.
Robonk:	Really, if me can make this happen?

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Aklovely
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 32F
Getting even with my cheating boyfriend.
Weight: 160lbs
Height: 5'10"

I'm a young, beautiful, natural blonde who's always prided herself on being an amazing girlfriend and partner.  I love everything about sex, and I like it on the kinky side.  Just found out my boyfriend of 8 years has cheated on me with LOTS of people online and in person.  To boot, I've discovered these women are mostly older, ugly, and overweight.  To say I'm heart broken is an understatement.  I feel like it's time to give him a taste of his own medicine. My fantasy right now is to get f**ked long and hard by a totally hot guy who's ready to dominate me and let me video tape it... And then the last time my bf will ever see my sweet ass naked will be watching some other guy pound the sh*t out of me on tape :)  If you can make this happen, let's chat online and see where things go.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you.
human:	I'm getting even with my cheating boyfriend.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
human:	I'm a young, beautiful, natural blonde who's always prided herself on being an amazing girlfriend and partner.
Robonk:	What incident are you thinking of?
human:	I love everything about sex, and I like it on the kinky side.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
human:	Just found out my boyfriend of 8 years has cheated on me with LOTS of people online and in person.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
human:	To boot, I've discovered these women are mostly older, ugly, and overweight.
Robonk:	Do you say you've discovered these women are mostly older for some special reason?
human:	To say I'm heart broken is an understatement.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being heart broken is an understatement?
human:	I feel like it's time to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Robonk:	Of what does feeling like it's time to give him a taste of his own medicine remind you?
human:	My fantasy right now is to get f**ked long and hard by a totally hot guy who's ready to dominate me and let me video tape it...
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your fantasy right now is to get f**ked long and hard by a totally hot guy who's ready to dominate you and let you video tape it?
human:	And then the last time my boyfriend will ever see my sweet ass naked will be watching some other guy pound the sh*t out of me on tape 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your sweet ass naked will be watching some other guy pound the sh*t out of you on tape?
human:	If you can make this happen, let's chat online and see where things go.
Robonk:	Really, if me can make this happen?

#0027D

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irishgirlinak
SINGLE_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (4) Single female, seeking male

Age/Gender: 45F
Erin Go Braugh!
Weight: 135lbs
Height: 5'6"

Looking for friends first, and we definately have to have chemistry before taking it to the next level.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program.
human:	Erin Go Braugh!
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	I'm looking for friends first, and we definately have to have chemistry before taking it to the next level.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

#0027C

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Purring_red_kitty
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 36F
I wanna be your online kitten and friend :-)
Weight: 190lbs
Height: 5'10"

Are you a Man in need of some discreet romance, passion and love in your life? Are you longing for a true companion for sensual talks, and beyond that - for real long lasting friendship? Are you only able to fulfil these wishes online? Then look no further! I am a sweet, feminine, real, passionate, sensitive kitty. :-) I am looking for a long term online secret romance, to fulfil my (and your) longing for physical and intellectual companionship. I am not looking for casual partners, rather for a long term private relationship, a great combo of sexual chemistry and friendship :-p

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program.
human:	I wanna be your online kitten and friend 
Robonk:	Why do you say you wanna be my online kitten and friend?
human:	Are you a Man in need of some discreet romance, passion and love in your life?
Robonk:	You're not really talking about me -- are you?
human:	Are you longing for a true companion for sensual talks, and beyond that - for real long lasting friendship?
Robonk:	Oh, I longing for a true companion for sensual talks?
human:	Are you only able to fulfil these wishes online?
Robonk:	Oh, I only able to fulfil these wishes online?
human:	Then look no further!
Robonk:	Why not?
human:	I am a sweet, feminine, real, passionate, sensitive kitty.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be a sweet?
human:	I am looking for a long term online secret romance, to fulfil my and your longing for physical and intellectual companionship.
Robonk:	Your and my longing for physical and intellectual companionship?
human:	I am not looking for casual partners, rather for a long term private relationship, a great combo of sexual chemistry and friendship 
Robonk:	Is it because you are not looking for casual partners that you came to me?

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maglove1
SINGLE_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (4) Single female, seeking male

Age/Gender: 33F
Ready To Love And Beloved...
Weight: 145lbs
Height: 5'8"
I just want to find a responsible, sincere, single-minded, kind man to build a warm family.
Are you looking for your life partner now? Please don't miss out on a sincere lady!
I've experienced a lot. I have a rich life experience, understand how to live better and how to enjoy life. I have become a mature and sexy lady! Are you looking for a sexy wife? Please don't let me slip away. I'm considerate, caring, obedient, loyal, faithful, sincere and family-oriented.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program.
human:	I'm Ready To Love And Beloved...
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be Ready To Love And Beloved?
human:	I just want to find a responsible, sincere, single-minded, kind man to build a warm family.
Robonk:	Why do you say you just want to find a responsible?
human:	Are you looking for your life partner now?
Robonk:	Oh, I looking for my life partner now?
human:	Please don't miss out on a sincere lady!
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
human:	I've experienced a lot.
Robonk:	Why do you say you've experienced a lot?
human:	I have a rich life experience, understand how to live better and how to enjoy life.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I have become a mature and sexy lady!
Robonk:	Do you say you have become a mature and sexy lady for some special reason?
human:	Are you looking for a sexy wife?
Robonk:	You're not really talking about me -- are you?
human:	Please don't let me slip away.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
human:	I'm considerate, caring, obedient, loyal, faithful, sincere and family-oriented.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be considerate?

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Tricia907
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 36F
Hello
Weight: 130lbs
Height: 5'8"
A sense of humor gets me everytime.
If you can take a joke, deliver a punch line and find the humor in everyday life.
We will get along just fine.
I dont take myself too seriously and you shouldnt either.
Life is too short to be all serious all the time.
Looking for short term nsa fling.  I am not looking to change my situation or anyone elses, but just add that someone new feeling that touch of spice. Married entirely to long, he can't keep up. Can you?

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you.
human:	Hello
Robonk:	How do you do. Please state your problem.
human:	A sense of humor gets me everytime.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
human:	If you can take a joke, deliver a punch line and find the humor in everyday life.
Robonk:	Do you think its likely that me can take a joke?
human:	We will get along just fine.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
human:	I don't take myself too seriously and you shouldnt either.
Robonk:	Why don't you take yourself too seriously and me shouldnt either?
human:	Life is too short to be all serious all the time.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	I am Looking for short term nsa fling.
Robonk:	How long have you been Looking for short term nsa fling?
human:	I am not looking to change my situation or anyone elses', but just add that someone new feeling that touch of spice.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
human:	I've been Married entirely too long
Robonk:	Do you say you've been Married entirely too long for some special reason?
human:	he can't keep up.
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your situation or anyone elses?
human:	Can you?
Robonk:	Perhaps you would like to be able to yourself.

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Timetoplay92
SINGLE_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (4) Single female, seeking male

Age/Gender: 37F
Time to play......
Weight: 105lbs
Height: 5'4"

I am looking to hook up and send you home! Needing a mans touch! Nothing more

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	Time to play...
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	I am looking to hook up and send you home!
Robonk:	You're not really talking about me -- are you?
human:	Needing a man's touch!
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
human:	Nothing more
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

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tiggermt
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 58F
hello
Weight: 250lbs
Height: 5'2"
Must like over weight women
Hi                                                                        looking for some excitement,husband works all the time, want some erotic sex,  would luv to able to have some fun an to be naughty with, I luv being naughty with 1+2 other people then be naughty with things,,tied up anywhere and blindfolded. Then going to have either a bubble bath in a sunken tub or a shower so we could be naughty all over again..

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
human:	hello
Robonk:	Hi. What seems to be your problem?
human:	You Must like over weight women
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
human:	Hi
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	I'm looking for some excitement
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be looking for some excitement?
human:	My husband works all the time
Robonk:	Your husband works all the time?
human:	I want some erotic sex and would love to have someone fun and to be naughty with.
Robonk:	What if you never got some erotic sex and would love to have someone fun and to be naughty with?
human:	I love being naughty with 1 or 2 other people then be naughty with things.
Robonk:	Do you say you love being naughty with 1 or 2 other people then be naughty with things for some special reason?
human:	Tied up anywhere and blindfolded then going to have either a bubble bath in a sunken tub or a shower so we could be naughty all over again..
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your husband works all the time?

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lustingone2012
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 50F
just for fun
Weight: 170lbs
Height: 5'4"
The list above is a guide.
There are a few things that are hard limits without discussion: 
disease, alcoholic, possessive, being a  jerk (if you don't know the difference between all ego and confidence don't contact me).
Look for a DECENT man who wants to give and receive pleasure.
NO drama.
NO strings.
NO commitment.
period.
I have no hard and fast "what I"m looking for" list. I am attached (read: married).  I'm also not going to leave my marriage. What I'm looking for is someone to make me feel good and NOT a therapist. I'm not broken. I don't need saving.  What I need is numerous orgasms.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you.
human:	just for fun
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
human:	The list above is a guide.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	There are a few things that are hard limits without discussion: disease, alcoholic, possessive, being a jerk 
Robonk:	Did you think they might not be hard limits without discussion: disease?
human:	if you don't know the difference between all ego and confidence don't contact me.
Robonk:	Do you think its likely that me don't know the difference between all ego and confidence don't contact you?
human:	I'm Looking for a DECENT man who wants to give and receive pleasure.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is Looking for a DECENT man who wants to give and receive pleasure?
human:	NO drama.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
human:	NO strings.
Robonk:	Are you saying no just to be negative?
human:	NO commitment.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
human:	period.
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	I have no hard and fast "what I"m looking for" list.
Robonk:	Are you saying no just to be negative?
human:	I am attached (read: married).
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is attached (read: married?
human:	I'm also not going to leave my marriage.
Robonk:	Your marriage?
human:	What I'm looking for is someone to make me feel good and NOT a therapist.
Robonk:	Is it because you are looking for is someone to make you feel good and NOT a therapist that you came to me?
human:	I'm not broken.
Robonk:	How long have you been not broken?
human:	I don't need saving.
Robonk:	Why don't you need saving?
human:	What I need is numerous orgasms.
Robonk:	What answer would please you most?

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mdiels100
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 41F
I'm waiting for you...
Weight: 195lbs
Height: 5'10"
I love a sense of humor.
If you can make me laugh, whether through words or in person, we're off to a great start.
I love good old hardcore sex.  The kind where I'm dying to feel you inside me and everything from that point on is unbelievable.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you.
human:	I'm waiting for you...
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being waiting for me?
human:	I love a sense of humor.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	If you can make me laugh, whether through words or in person, we're off to a great start.
Robonk:	What do you know about me can make you laugh?
human:	I love good old hardcore sex.
Robonk:	You say you love good old hardcore sex?
human:	The kind where I'm dying to feel you inside me and everything from that point on is unbelievable.
Robonk:	Really, I inside you?

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doesntreallymatter
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 32F
meh
Weight: 240lbs
Height: 5'10"
A re-write....
So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Second - you are the man.
I am not.
Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the f up.
You want to hang out with me? Make a plan.
Invite me out.
I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 - cause that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants - it's not first date appropriate.
If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on - check back in with me when your balls drop.
I don't expect a serious, long term commitment - I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
It's not the money it's a respect issue.
I'm just old fashioned.
I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed - that's creepy.
Where we can get some privacy? You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Not my problem.
If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck - we wouldn't get along anyway.
Oh - and I have outline what I think a man's job is - I think I have a job too.
My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
(there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to)
I naturally a bit.... tempermental. I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies. I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my sig. other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part but the point of this ... um exercise? experiment? is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever. I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable (unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos) it sucks though.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	meh
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
human:	A re-write....
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
Robonk:	How long have you been?
human:	He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being here looking for NOT him?
human:	So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
human:	If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Robonk:	What do you know about you was looking for my age bracket you'd have sex at home?
human:	Second - you are the man.
Robonk:	Does it please you to believe I am the man?
human:	I am not.
Robonk:	Is it because you are not that you came to me?
human:	Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the fuck up.
Robonk:	Does this topic make you feel angry ? 
human:	You want to hang out with me?
Robonk:	You like to think I want to hang out with you -- don't you?
human:	Make a plan.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	Invite me out.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 because that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your pants?
human:	it's not first date appropriate.
Robonk:	But your pants.
human:	If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on 
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
human:	check back in with me when your balls drop.
Robonk:	What do you think?
human:	I don't expect a serious, long term commitment. 
Robonk:	Does that trouble you?
human:	I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for?
human:	It's not the money it's a respect issue.
Robonk:	But your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
human:	I'm just old fashioned.
Robonk:	Is it because you are just old fashioned that you came to me?
human:	I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your house?
human:	that's creepy.
Robonk:	But your house.
human:	Where we can get some privacy?
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Robonk:	Oh, I?
human:	Not my problem.
Robonk:	Your problem?
human:	If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck. we wouldn't get along anyway.
Robonk:	Really, if you sound spoiled or archaic?
human:	Oh, and I have outlined what I think a man's job is. I think I have a job too.
Robonk:	Have you asked such questions before?
human:	My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
Robonk:	In what way?
human:	There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
Robonk:	Do you wish to believe I go right ahead and treat you?
human:	there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your problem.
human:	I'm naturally a bit tempermental.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being naturally a bit tempermental?
human:	I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my significant other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part
Robonk:	Why do you say your part?
human:	But the point of this, um, exercise?, experiment?, is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever?
human:	I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable 
Robonk:	Why do you tell me you were a wild child in your "youth" and you learned to carefully control what you do and say so that you appear very respectable now?
human:	unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos 
Robonk:	Your tattoos?
human:	it sucks though.
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your part.

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doesntreallymatter
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 32F
meh
Weight: 240lbs
Height: 5'10"
A re-write....
So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Second - you are the man.
I am not.
Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the f up.
You want to hang out with me? Make a plan.
Invite me out.
I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 - cause that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants - it's not first date appropriate.
If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on - check back in with me when your balls drop.
I don't expect a serious, long term commitment - I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
It's not the money it's a respect issue.
I'm just old fashioned.
I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed - that's creepy.
Where we can get some privacy? You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Not my problem.
If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck - we wouldn't get along anyway.
Oh - and I have outline what I think a man's job is - I think I have a job too.
My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
(there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to)
I naturally a bit.... tempermental. I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies. I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my sig. other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part but the point of this ... um exercise? experiment? is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever. I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable (unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos) it sucks though.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	meh
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
human:	A re-write....
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
Robonk:	How long have you been?
human:	He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being here looking for NOT him?
human:	So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
human:	If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Robonk:	What do you know about you was looking for my age bracket you'd have sex at home?
human:	Second - you are the man.
Robonk:	Does it please you to believe I am the man?
human:	I am not.
Robonk:	Is it because you are not that you came to me?
human:	Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the fuck up.
Robonk:	Does this topic make you feel angry ? 
human:	You want to hang out with me?
Robonk:	You like to think I want to hang out with you -- don't you?
human:	Make a plan.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	Invite me out.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 because that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your pants?
human:	it's not first date appropriate.
Robonk:	But your pants.
human:	If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on 
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
human:	check back in with me when your balls drop.
Robonk:	What do you think?
human:	I don't expect a serious, long term commitment. 
Robonk:	Does that trouble you?
human:	I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for?
human:	It's not the money it's a respect issue.
Robonk:	But your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
human:	I'm just old fashioned.
Robonk:	Is it because you are just old fashioned that you came to me?
human:	I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your house?
human:	that's creepy.
Robonk:	But your house.
human:	Where we can get some privacy?
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Robonk:	Oh, I?
human:	Not my problem.
Robonk:	Your problem?
human:	If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck. we wouldn't get along anyway.
Robonk:	Really, if you sound spoiled or archaic?
human:	Oh, and I have outlined what I think a man's job is. I think I have a job too.
Robonk:	Have you asked such questions before?
human:	My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
Robonk:	In what way?
human:	There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
Robonk:	Do you wish to believe I go right ahead and treat you?
human:	there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your problem.
human:	I'm naturally a bit tempermental.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being naturally a bit tempermental?
human:	I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my significant other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part
Robonk:	Why do you say your part?
human:	But the point of this, um, exercise?, experiment?, is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever?
human:	I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable 
Robonk:	Why do you tell me you were a wild child in your "youth" and you learned to carefully control what you do and say so that you appear very respectable now?
human:	unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos 
Robonk:	Your tattoos?
human:	it sucks though.
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your part.

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doesntreallymatter
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 32F
meh
Weight: 240lbs
Height: 5'10"
A re-write....
So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Second - you are the man.
I am not.
Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the f up.
You want to hang out with me? Make a plan.
Invite me out.
I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 - cause that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants - it's not first date appropriate.
If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on - check back in with me when your balls drop.
I don't expect a serious, long term commitment - I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
It's not the money it's a respect issue.
I'm just old fashioned.
I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed - that's creepy.
Where we can get some privacy? You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Not my problem.
If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck - we wouldn't get along anyway.
Oh - and I have outline what I think a man's job is - I think I have a job too.
My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
(there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to)
I naturally a bit.... tempermental. I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies. I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my sig. other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part but the point of this ... um exercise? experiment? is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever. I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable (unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos) it sucks though.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	meh
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
human:	A re-write....
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
Robonk:	How long have you been?
human:	He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being here looking for NOT him?
human:	So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
human:	If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Robonk:	What do you know about you was looking for my age bracket you'd have sex at home?
human:	Second - you are the man.
Robonk:	Does it please you to believe I am the man?
human:	I am not.
Robonk:	Is it because you are not that you came to me?
human:	Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the fuck up.
Robonk:	Does this topic make you feel angry ? 
human:	You want to hang out with me?
Robonk:	You like to think I want to hang out with you -- don't you?
human:	Make a plan.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	Invite me out.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 because that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your pants?
human:	it's not first date appropriate.
Robonk:	But your pants.
human:	If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on 
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
human:	check back in with me when your balls drop.
Robonk:	What do you think?
human:	I don't expect a serious, long term commitment. 
Robonk:	Does that trouble you?
human:	I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for?
human:	It's not the money it's a respect issue.
Robonk:	But your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
human:	I'm just old fashioned.
Robonk:	Is it because you are just old fashioned that you came to me?
human:	I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your house?
human:	that's creepy.
Robonk:	But your house.
human:	Where we can get some privacy?
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Robonk:	Oh, I?
human:	Not my problem.
Robonk:	Your problem?
human:	If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck. we wouldn't get along anyway.
Robonk:	Really, if you sound spoiled or archaic?
human:	Oh, and I have outlined what I think a man's job is. I think I have a job too.
Robonk:	Have you asked such questions before?
human:	My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
Robonk:	In what way?
human:	There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
Robonk:	Do you wish to believe I go right ahead and treat you?
human:	there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your problem.
human:	I'm naturally a bit tempermental.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being naturally a bit tempermental?
human:	I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my significant other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part
Robonk:	Why do you say your part?
human:	But the point of this, um, exercise?, experiment?, is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever?
human:	I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable 
Robonk:	Why do you tell me you were a wild child in your "youth" and you learned to carefully control what you do and say so that you appear very respectable now?
human:	unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos 
Robonk:	Your tattoos?
human:	it sucks though.
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your part.

#00261

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doesntreallymatter
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 32F
meh
Weight: 240lbs
Height: 5'10"
A re-write....
So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Second - you are the man.
I am not.
Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the f up.
You want to hang out with me? Make a plan.
Invite me out.
I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 - cause that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants - it's not first date appropriate.
If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on - check back in with me when your balls drop.
I don't expect a serious, long term commitment - I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
It's not the money it's a respect issue.
I'm just old fashioned.
I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed - that's creepy.
Where we can get some privacy? You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Not my problem.
If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck - we wouldn't get along anyway.
Oh - and I have outline what I think a man's job is - I think I have a job too.
My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
(there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to)
I naturally a bit.... tempermental. I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies. I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my sig. other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part but the point of this ... um exercise? experiment? is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever. I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable (unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos) it sucks though.

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|        C H A T L O G        |
 ----------------------------- 

Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	meh
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
human:	A re-write....
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
Robonk:	How long have you been?
human:	He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being here looking for NOT him?
human:	So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
human:	If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Robonk:	What do you know about you was looking for my age bracket you'd have sex at home?
human:	Second - you are the man.
Robonk:	Does it please you to believe I am the man?
human:	I am not.
Robonk:	Is it because you are not that you came to me?
human:	Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the fuck up.
Robonk:	Does this topic make you feel angry ? 
human:	You want to hang out with me?
Robonk:	You like to think I want to hang out with you -- don't you?
human:	Make a plan.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	Invite me out.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 because that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your pants?
human:	it's not first date appropriate.
Robonk:	But your pants.
human:	If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on 
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
human:	check back in with me when your balls drop.
Robonk:	What do you think?
human:	I don't expect a serious, long term commitment. 
Robonk:	Does that trouble you?
human:	I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for?
human:	It's not the money it's a respect issue.
Robonk:	But your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
human:	I'm just old fashioned.
Robonk:	Is it because you are just old fashioned that you came to me?
human:	I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your house?
human:	that's creepy.
Robonk:	But your house.
human:	Where we can get some privacy?
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Robonk:	Oh, I?
human:	Not my problem.
Robonk:	Your problem?
human:	If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck. we wouldn't get along anyway.
Robonk:	Really, if you sound spoiled or archaic?
human:	Oh, and I have outlined what I think a man's job is. I think I have a job too.
Robonk:	Have you asked such questions before?
human:	My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
Robonk:	In what way?
human:	There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
Robonk:	Do you wish to believe I go right ahead and treat you?
human:	there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your problem.
human:	I'm naturally a bit tempermental.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being naturally a bit tempermental?
human:	I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my significant other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part
Robonk:	Why do you say your part?
human:	But the point of this, um, exercise?, experiment?, is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever?
human:	I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable 
Robonk:	Why do you tell me you were a wild child in your "youth" and you learned to carefully control what you do and say so that you appear very respectable now?
human:	unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos 
Robonk:	Your tattoos?
human:	it sucks though.
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your part.

#00260

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doesntreallymatter
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 32F
meh
Weight: 240lbs
Height: 5'10"
A re-write....
So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Second - you are the man.
I am not.
Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the f up.
You want to hang out with me? Make a plan.
Invite me out.
I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 - cause that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants - it's not first date appropriate.
If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on - check back in with me when your balls drop.
I don't expect a serious, long term commitment - I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
It's not the money it's a respect issue.
I'm just old fashioned.
I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed - that's creepy.
Where we can get some privacy? You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Not my problem.
If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck - we wouldn't get along anyway.
Oh - and I have outline what I think a man's job is - I think I have a job too.
My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
(there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to)
I naturally a bit.... tempermental. I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies. I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my sig. other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part but the point of this ... um exercise? experiment? is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever. I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable (unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos) it sucks though.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	meh
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
human:	A re-write....
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
Robonk:	How long have you been?
human:	He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being here looking for NOT him?
human:	So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
human:	If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Robonk:	What do you know about you was looking for my age bracket you'd have sex at home?
human:	Second - you are the man.
Robonk:	Does it please you to believe I am the man?
human:	I am not.
Robonk:	Is it because you are not that you came to me?
human:	Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the fuck up.
Robonk:	Does this topic make you feel angry ? 
human:	You want to hang out with me?
Robonk:	You like to think I want to hang out with you -- don't you?
human:	Make a plan.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	Invite me out.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 because that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your pants?
human:	it's not first date appropriate.
Robonk:	But your pants.
human:	If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on 
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
human:	check back in with me when your balls drop.
Robonk:	What do you think?
human:	I don't expect a serious, long term commitment. 
Robonk:	Does that trouble you?
human:	I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for?
human:	It's not the money it's a respect issue.
Robonk:	But your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
human:	I'm just old fashioned.
Robonk:	Is it because you are just old fashioned that you came to me?
human:	I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your house?
human:	that's creepy.
Robonk:	But your house.
human:	Where we can get some privacy?
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Robonk:	Oh, I?
human:	Not my problem.
Robonk:	Your problem?
human:	If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck. we wouldn't get along anyway.
Robonk:	Really, if you sound spoiled or archaic?
human:	Oh, and I have outlined what I think a man's job is. I think I have a job too.
Robonk:	Have you asked such questions before?
human:	My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
Robonk:	In what way?
human:	There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
Robonk:	Do you wish to believe I go right ahead and treat you?
human:	there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your problem.
human:	I'm naturally a bit tempermental.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being naturally a bit tempermental?
human:	I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my significant other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part
Robonk:	Why do you say your part?
human:	But the point of this, um, exercise?, experiment?, is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever?
human:	I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable 
Robonk:	Why do you tell me you were a wild child in your "youth" and you learned to carefully control what you do and say so that you appear very respectable now?
human:	unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos 
Robonk:	Your tattoos?
human:	it sucks though.
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your part.

#0025B

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B3llawall
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 31F
Enjoying life I can't complain
Weight: 180lbs
Height: 5'6"

My nickname is Cheshire Kitty...I have always had a very curious mind.  Not truly aware of my limits.  I'm very giving.  Its truly pleasurable to have someone enjoy what I have to offer over and over.  Let my body be your Wonderland.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
human:	Enjoying life I can't complain
Robonk:	What if you could complain?
human:	My nickname is Cheshire Kitty...
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
human:	I have always had a very curious mind.
Robonk:	When?
human:	Not truly aware of my limits.
Robonk:	Your limits?
human:	I'm very giving.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be very giving?
human:	Its truly pleasurable to have someone enjoy what I have to offer over and over.
Robonk:	What is it you really want to know?
human:	Let my body be your Wonderland.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your body be my Wonderland?

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akmtnchick
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 53F
Passionate and Discreet
Weight: 135lbs
Height: 5'8"
A man in carhartt's, boots, camo, or filson clothing ( Clothing in good condition of course) is hot to start with for me.
Rugged and well groomed? 
Hot, hot, hot.
Employeement is a turn on for me too.
If I feel a good conection with you, I want me on top, you on top, you behind me and whatever else we can think of.
I like sex in the woods, in the car (if theres room) and on ATV's or Snowmachines. 
I enjoy music while having sex and massage before. I LOVE kissing. 
If the spark is there and the mood and time is right get ready to have a passion starved woman release it all on you.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
human:	Passionate and Discreet
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	I want a man in carhartt's, boots, camo, or filson clothing 
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got a man in carhartt's?
human:	Clothing in good condition of course 
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
human:	It's hot to start with for me. Rugged and well groomed?
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	Hot, hot, hot.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	Employment is a turn on for me too.
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	If I feel a good conection with you, I want me on top, you on top, you behind me and whatever else we can think of.
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
human:	I like sex in the woods, in the car (if theres room) and on ATV's or Snowmachines.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I enjoy music while having sex and massage before.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
human:	I LOVE kissing.
Robonk:	You say you LOVE kissing?
human:	If the spark is there and the mood and time is right get ready to have a passion starved woman release it all on you.
Robonk:	Really, if the spark is there and the mood and time is right get ready to have a passion starved woman release it all on me?

#00259

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27231963
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 19F
hello :)
Weight: 180lbs
Height: 5'6"

lets smoke pot and f*ck :) sounds good to me

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	hello
Robonk:	Hi. What seems to be your problem?
human:	let's smoke pot and fuck
Robonk:	Does it make you feel strong to use that kind of language?
human:	sounds good to me
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

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yourimagemistress
SINGLE_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (4) Single female, seeking male

Age/Gender: 33F
I need an obedient submissive and loyal sissy slave for purpose.
Weight: 145lbs
Height: 5'8"

Feel free to email me your personal email add here and i will get back at you... I am a Mistress of passion and sensuality. I'm looking for a "lucky" slave ready for a training of a possibility of being the one the pervert Mistress wants. You must demonstrate seriousness and dedication  to serve me. I am looking for the "fine" things in you to complement Me. I'm looking for a discreet relationship with long term capabilities.It is a  wonderful feeling for me , What i want as a Mistress is all fun all the time  being in control of my pathetic slave..I want to make you kneel at my feet and require my slave to service me orally (feet, pussy, and ass) for many orgasms,i require my slave to lick me up completely  and for long hours. I want my slave to have a great tongue and stamina like i told you (I will have you lick me for a long time, rotating body parts and for many orgasms) I love it.I understand that for a Mistress that i have to understand my slave's work schedule and the current lifestyle  That will make you have a great time of happiness in your slavery under my direction.In your Mind, body and most especially your SOUL!!!!

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	I need an obedient submissive and loyal sissy slave for purpose.
Robonk:	Why do you want an obedient submissive and loyal sissy slave for purpose?
human:	Feel free to email me your personal email add here and i will get back at you...
Robonk:	You seem to need to will get back at me.
human:	I am a Mistress of passion and sensuality.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is a Mistress of passion and sensuality?
human:	I'm looking for a "lucky" slave ready for a training of a possibility of being the one the pervert Mistress wants.
Robonk:	Is it because you are looking for a "lucky" slave ready for a training of a possibility of being the one the pervert Mistress wants that you came to me?
human:	You must demonstrate seriousness and dedication  to serve me.
Robonk:	Does someone else believe I must demonstrate seriousness and dedication to serve you?
human:	I am looking for the "fine" things in you to complement Me.
Robonk:	Is it because you are looking for the "fine" things in me to complement you that you came to me?
human:	I'm looking for a discreet relationship with long term capabilities.
Robonk:	How long have you been looking for a discreet relationship with long term capabilities?
human:	It is a  wonderful feeling for me , What i want as a Mistress is all fun all the time  being in control of my pathetic slave..I want to make you kneel at my feet and require my slave to service me orally (feet, pussy, and ass) for many orgasms,i require my slave to lick me up completely  and for long hours.
Robonk:	Why do you say your pathetic slave?
human:	I want my slave to have a great tongue and stamina like i told you (I will have you lick me for a long time, rotating body parts and for many orgasms) I love it.
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got your slave to have a great tongue and stamina like you told me (you will have me lick you for a long time?
human:	I understand that for a Mistress that i have to understand my slave's work schedule and the current lifestyle  That will make you have a great time of happiness in your slavery under my direction.
Robonk:	Why do you say your direction?
human:	In your Mind, body and most especially your SOUL!!!!
Robonk:	Really, my Mind?

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yourimagemistress
SINGLE_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (4) Single female, seeking male

Age/Gender: 33F
I need an obedient submissive and loyal sissy slave for purpose.
Weight: 145lbs
Height: 5'8"

Feel free to email me your personal email add here and i will get back at you... I am a Mistress of passion and sensuality. I'm looking for a "lucky" slave ready for a training of a possibility of being the one the pervert Mistress wants. You must demonstrate seriousness and dedication  to serve me. I am looking for the "fine" things in you to complement Me. I'm looking for a discreet relationship with long term capabilities.It is a  wonderful feeling for me , What i want as a Mistress is all fun all the time  being in control of my pathetic slave..I want to make you kneel at my feet and require my slave to service me orally (feet, pussy, and ass) for many orgasms,i require my slave to lick me up completely  and for long hours. I want my slave to have a great tongue and stamina like i told you (I will have you lick me for a long time, rotating body parts and for many orgasms) I love it.I understand that for a Mistress that i have to understand my slave's work schedule and the current lifestyle  That will make you have a great time of happiness in your slavery under my direction.In your Mind, body and most especially your SOUL!!!!

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	I need an obedient submissive and loyal sissy slave for purpose.
Robonk:	Why do you want an obedient submissive and loyal sissy slave for purpose?
human:	Feel free to email me your personal email add here and i will get back at you...
Robonk:	You seem to need to will get back at me.
human:	I am a Mistress of passion and sensuality.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is a Mistress of passion and sensuality?
human:	I'm looking for a "lucky" slave ready for a training of a possibility of being the one the pervert Mistress wants.
Robonk:	Is it because you are looking for a "lucky" slave ready for a training of a possibility of being the one the pervert Mistress wants that you came to me?
human:	You must demonstrate seriousness and dedication  to serve me.
Robonk:	Does someone else believe I must demonstrate seriousness and dedication to serve you?
human:	I am looking for the "fine" things in you to complement Me.
Robonk:	Is it because you are looking for the "fine" things in me to complement you that you came to me?
human:	I'm looking for a discreet relationship with long term capabilities.
Robonk:	How long have you been looking for a discreet relationship with long term capabilities?
human:	It is a  wonderful feeling for me , What i want as a Mistress is all fun all the time  being in control of my pathetic slave..I want to make you kneel at my feet and require my slave to service me orally (feet, pussy, and ass) for many orgasms,i require my slave to lick me up completely  and for long hours.
Robonk:	Why do you say your pathetic slave?
human:	I want my slave to have a great tongue and stamina like i told you (I will have you lick me for a long time, rotating body parts and for many orgasms) I love it.
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got your slave to have a great tongue and stamina like you told me (you will have me lick you for a long time?
human:	I understand that for a Mistress that i have to understand my slave's work schedule and the current lifestyle  That will make you have a great time of happiness in your slavery under my direction.
Robonk:	Why do you say your direction?
human:	In your Mind, body and most especially your SOUL!!!!
Robonk:	Really, my Mind?

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ExoticErotic
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 59F
can u move me?
Weight: 115lbs
Height: 5'6"
I want a real man who is not afraid to let go and let me have control! Again!
i want what i want and i deserve it.  i am very hot, love oral sex and lots of it - need a MAN who is not afraid to let a woman have her way with him. must want to submit to me. must like strong willed women!

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you.
human:	can you move me?
Robonk:	You believe I can move you don't you?
human:	I want a real man who is not afraid to let go and let me have control!
Robonk:	What does wanting a real man who is not afraid to let go and let you have control have to do with this discussion?
human:	Again!
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
human:	i want what i want and i deserve it.
Robonk:	What if you never got and you deserve it?
human:	i am very hot, love oral sex and lots of it 
Robonk:	How long have you been very hot?
human:	I need a MAN who is not afraid to let a woman have her way with him.
Robonk:	What if you never got a MAN who is not afraid to let a woman have her way with him?
human:	You must want to submit to me.
Robonk:	You like to think I must want to submit to you -- don't you?
human:	You must like strong willed women!
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

#00250

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GIANTS1FAN1606
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 41F
Hello there handsome
Weight: 150lbs
Height: 5'4"

I don't believe in love at first sight but I believe that a chemistry can be identified immediately upon the first encounter... I am not a ho0ker...so be a gentleman... No pictures of your private parts pleaseeeee. That is something I shall discover later

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program.
human:	Hello there handsome
Robonk:	Hi. What seems to be your problem?
human:	I don't believe in love at first sight but I believe that a chemistry can be identified immediately upon the first encounter...
Robonk:	Do you wish to be able to believe in love at first sight?
human:	I am not a hooker so be a gentleman...
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be not a hooker so be a gentleman?
human:	No pictures of your private parts pleaseeeee.
Robonk:	What makes you think of my private parts pleaseeeee?
human:	That is something I shall discover later
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?

#0024B

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funtastic.girl
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 30F
nonono
Weight: 175lbs
Height: 5'6"
someone who can go down just as good as I can and like it a little ruff
someone who can give it to me hard

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
human:	no! no! no!
Robonk:	Are you saying no just to be negative?
human:	I want someone who can go down just as good as I can and like it a little rough
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got someone who can go down just as good as you can and like it a little rough?
human:	I want someone who can give it to me hard
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got someone who can give it to you hard?

#0024A

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Sexypants112
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 25F
Dtf
Weight: 180lbs
Height: 5'6"
somebody who doesn't care if my big fat furry black wiener dog watches us bang.
someone who can give me mind blowing sex while my husband is at work

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	I'm down to fuck.
Robonk:	Is something making you feel angry ? 
human:	I want somebody who doesn't care if my big fat furry black wiener dog watches us bang.
Robonk:	What do you know about your big fat furry black wiener dog watches us bang?
human:	someone who can give me mind blowing sex while my husband is at work
Robonk:	Your husband is at work?

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Bongo35987
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 36F
Hey yall
Weight: 120lbs
Height: 5'0"
Big dicks only.
No shrimps.
Sex. Lots of it. I need my ass plowed. That means BIG PENISES ONLY! you don't have the meat- hit the street

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you.
human:	Hey yall
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
human:	Big dicks only.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
human:	No shrimps.
Robonk:	Why not?
human:	Sex.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	Lots of it.
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
human:	I need my ass plowed.
Robonk:	Why do you say your ass plowed?
human:	That means BIG PENISES ONLY!
Robonk:	But your ass plowed.
human:	If you don't have the meat hit the street
Robonk:	What would you do if me don't have the meat hit the street?

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Dj7678
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 39F
Are you looking for beauty and brains?
Weight: 150lbs
Height: 5'6"
I am definately turned on by a man with a girthy penis.
Show me what you've got....
Looking for someone to have sensual chat with. Love a man who knows how to spoil a lady.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program.
human:	Are you looking for beauty and brains?
Robonk:	You're not really talking about me -- are you?
human:	I am definately turned on by a man with a girthy penis.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be definately turned on by a man with a girthy penis?
human:	Show me what you've got...
Robonk:	You're not really talking about me -- are you?
human:	I am Looking for someone to have sensual chat with.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is Looking for someone to have sensual chat with?
human:	I Love a man who knows how to spoil a lady.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?

#00243

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bs65
SINGLE_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (4) Single female, seeking male

Age/Gender: 37F
hi
Weight: 135lbs
Height: 5'8"

i am looking for a man(or woman) who will do what i say during sex im not a control freak or anything but i can only be pleased in certain ways

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you.
human:	hi
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	i am looking for a man or woman who will do what i say during sex
Robonk:	What comes to mind when you ask that?
human:	i'm not a control freak or anything but i can only be pleased in certain ways
Robonk:	How long have you been not a control freak or anything?