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doesntreallymatter
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 32F
meh
Weight: 240lbs
Height: 5'10"
A re-write....
So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Second - you are the man.
I am not.
Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the f up.
You want to hang out with me? Make a plan.
Invite me out.
I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 - cause that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants - it's not first date appropriate.
If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on - check back in with me when your balls drop.
I don't expect a serious, long term commitment - I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
It's not the money it's a respect issue.
I'm just old fashioned.
I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed - that's creepy.
Where we can get some privacy? You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Not my problem.
If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck - we wouldn't get along anyway.
Oh - and I have outline what I think a man's job is - I think I have a job too.
My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
(there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to)
I naturally a bit.... tempermental. I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies. I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my sig. other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part but the point of this ... um exercise? experiment? is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever. I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable (unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos) it sucks though.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
human:	meh
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
human:	A re-write....
Robonk:	Please go on.
human:	So bottom line - the boyfriend has been around for 15 years and we have a kid so it appears I am, in fact, stuck with him.
Robonk:	How long have you been?
human:	He is however a pussy and a lot older than me and I am here looking for NOT him.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being here looking for NOT him?
human:	So, no offense, I don't care how "young" a 40 something you are, good luck, keep moving.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
human:	If I was looking for your age bracket I'd have sex at home.
Robonk:	What do you know about you was looking for my age bracket you'd have sex at home?
human:	Second - you are the man.
Robonk:	Does it please you to believe I am the man?
human:	I am not.
Robonk:	Is it because you are not that you came to me?
human:	Yes I understand that I have scheduling issues, and you might too BUT for the most part man the fuck up.
Robonk:	Does this topic make you feel angry ? 
human:	You want to hang out with me?
Robonk:	You like to think I want to hang out with you -- don't you?
human:	Make a plan.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	Invite me out.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	I don't want to hear "what do you wanna do" and I don't want to suck your dick in the back seat of my car or "watch" a movie on your PS2 because that is just a lame excuse to get in my pants 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your pants?
human:	it's not first date appropriate.
Robonk:	But your pants.
human:	If you can't not manage to fill up an evening without approval or direction then move on 
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
human:	check back in with me when your balls drop.
Robonk:	What do you think?
human:	I don't expect a serious, long term commitment. 
Robonk:	Does that trouble you?
human:	I just want a little fun, but I still expect to be treated respectfully.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I expect my doors open and my ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for?
human:	It's not the money it's a respect issue.
Robonk:	But your ticket's / meals / whatever paid for.
human:	I'm just old fashioned.
Robonk:	Is it because you are just old fashioned that you came to me?
human:	I don't have sex in public or in cars, in my house, or in your wife's bed 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your house?
human:	that's creepy.
Robonk:	But your house.
human:	Where we can get some privacy?
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	You, as the man, are in charge of that too, so don't ask me.
Robonk:	Oh, I?
human:	Not my problem.
Robonk:	Your problem?
human:	If I sound spoiled or archaic, then good luck. we wouldn't get along anyway.
Robonk:	Really, if you sound spoiled or archaic?
human:	Oh, and I have outlined what I think a man's job is. I think I have a job too.
Robonk:	Have you asked such questions before?
human:	My job is to look nice, not embarrass you in public, be grateful and verbally appreciative that you know how to act like a man and throw all that lovely decorum out the window behind closed doors because respect has no place in bed.
Robonk:	In what way?
human:	There, you go right ahead and treat me like a tramp.
Robonk:	Do you wish to believe I go right ahead and treat you?
human:	there was sooo another word I wanted to use, but apparently am not allowed to
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your problem.
human:	I'm naturally a bit tempermental.
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being naturally a bit tempermental?
human:	I get bored easily, well at least with bed buddies.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
human:	I am lazy lazy lazy in bed, and actually in my regular life people would describe me as very level headed and my significant other enjoys a substantial amount of effort in our sex life on my part
Robonk:	Why do you say your part?
human:	But the point of this, um, exercise?, experiment?, is to not have to work so hard to modify my behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your behavior in order to be deemed socially acceptable or whatever?
human:	I was a wild child in my "youth" and I learned to carefully control what I do and say so that I appear very respectable 
Robonk:	Why do you tell me you were a wild child in your "youth" and you learned to carefully control what you do and say so that you appear very respectable now?
human:	unless of course someone gets a glimpse of my tattoos 
Robonk:	Your tattoos?
human:	it sucks though.
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your part.

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