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SINGLE_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (4) Single female, seeking male

Age/Gender: 36F
no perceived misconceptions here
170lbs
Height: 5'10"

Please do not send me pictures of your penis. Contrary to urban legend, most women do not think penis's are pretty.

I don't know that I am looking, let alone wanting a traditional relationship, but I don't know that I don't.  I am open to a discreet relationship, friendship or a more conventional relationship.  I don't play games...a spade is a spade.  I am not looking to get married tomorrow, have anymore children and I don't need you to take my trash out.  I would like someone who has a great sense of humor, I love sarcasm.  Someone who is just as interested in going out for drinks as they are staying in and ordering room service.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
you:	no perceived misconceptions here
Robonk:	Why not?
you:	Please do not send me pictures of your penis.
Robonk:	What makes you think of my penis?
you:	Contrary to urban legend, most women do not think penis's are pretty.
Robonk:	What if they were not pretty?
you:	I don't know that I am looking, let alone wanting a traditional relationship, but I don't know that I don't.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is looking?
you:	I am open to a discreet relationship, friendship or a more conventional relationship.
Robonk:	How long have you been open to a discreet relationship?
you:	I don't play games.
Robonk:	Why don't you play games?
you:	a spade is a spade.
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	I am not looking to get married tomorrow, have anymore children and I don't need you to take my trash out.
Robonk:	Your trash out?
you:	I would like someone who has a great sense of humor, I love sarcasm.
Robonk:	But your trash out.
you:	Someone who is just as interested in going out for drinks as they are staying in and ordering room service.
Robonk:	What do you think?

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