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angelina741
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 39F
No shorties please
Weight: 125lbs
Height: 5'10"

I\'m recently seperated and looking for a little fun.
Just did the long distance thing and got too frustrated so please, be within a 20 mile radius or don\'t bother messaging me.
 Turn offs include: men old enough to be my dad, men in \"man panties\" a.k.a.
weenie bikinis, shorties (men shorter than me) uninvited cock shots (really, I\'m flattered but sometimes a girl needs some time to prepare for that sort of thing) and serial killers.
So, if you meet any of these criteria don\'t apply.
It\'s not because I think I\'m super-great, I\'m just a woman who knows exactly what I don\'t want.
Please be a good kisser, I don't like having someone scrape the back of my throat with their tongue as if they're giving me a throat culture.  Oral hygene is a must!

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you.
human:	No shorties please
Robonk:	Are you saying no just to be negative?
human:	I'm recently seperated and looking for a little fun.
Robonk:	How long have you been recently seperated and looking for a little fun?
human:	Just did the long distance thing and got too frustrated so please, be within a 20 mile radius or don\'t bother messaging me.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
human:	Turn offs include: men old enough to be my dad, men in "man panties" also known as weenie bikinis, shorties (men shorter than me), uninvited cock shots 
Robonk:	What else comes to mind when you think of your dad?
human:	really, I'm flattered but sometimes a girl needs some time to prepare for that sort of thing 
Robonk:	How long have you been flattered?
human:	...and serial killers.
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
human:	So, if you meet any of these criteria don't apply.
Robonk:	Do you think its likely that me meet any of these criteria don't apply?
human:	It's not because I think I'm super-great
Robonk:	But you are not sure you are super-great.
human:	I'm just a woman who knows exactly what I don't want.
Robonk:	Why do you ask?
human:	Please be a good kisser
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
human:	I don't like having someone scrape the back of my throat with their tongue as if they're giving me a throat culture.
Robonk:	Do you think its likely that they're giving you a throat culture?
human:	Oral hygene is a must!
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.

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