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1114697
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male
1114697
Age/Gender: 46F
Will you respond to my booty call?
130lbs
Height: 5'4"

In search of a regular FWB.  No whips and chains, just clean, safe, DDF fun.  And a little MFM threesome might be nice ;)

Looking for what's missing in my life.  Don't want to change your situation or mine.  Just want to have fun on the side.  I DO NOT WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY ANYONE OVER 40.  I WILL NOT RESPOND.  THANKS.

Looking for FWB, age 23-39.  Caucasian only please.  Love light haired boys with blue or green eyes :)  Must be discreet.  I'm available to take care of you on Saturday mornings, some days and some evenings.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program. 
you:	Will you respond to my booty call?
Robonk:	Why do you say your booty call?
you:	In search of a regular friend with benefits.
Robonk:	Earlier you said your booty call.
you:	No whips and chains, just clean, safe, drug and disease free fun.
Robonk:	Does this make you feel unhappy? 
you:	And a little MFM threesome might be nice.
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?

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 Harley_Q_
 ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male
 Harley_Q_
 
 Age/Gender: 38F
 Looking for a boyfriend on the side.
 145lbs
 Height: 5'5"
 
 Passion please...don't want someone to just stick their tongue down my throat and get off...I want to be treated and to treat.
 
 I want to learn from someone. I've never been spoiled. If you can do that, please apply. Friendship is important.
 
 Surprise Me.
 
 I'm looking for someone who is attractive, has a fun outlook on life and a sense of humor. Show me what's out there in life and sex.
 
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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk: Is something troubling you?
you: Looking for a boyfriend on the side.
Robonk: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you: Passion please.
Robonk: Does talking about this bother you?
you: don't want someone to just stick their tongue down my throat and get off.
Robonk: Your throat and get off?
you: I want to be treated and to treat.
Robonk: What would it mean to you if you got to be treated and to treat?
you: Surprise Me.
Robonk: Let's discuss further why your throat and get off.

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iggysurf
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female

Age/Gender: 55M
WANTED: Alien Women Only
170lbs
Height: 6'0"

I’ll start by apologizing to anyone who was actually intrigued by the title to this ad. It was merely a ploy to get you to open this post and, perhaps, actually read it. This is nothing more than the stereotypic Ashley Madison married-cheater-looking-for-an-affair ad. There’s a few gazillion of these posted every day, so the chances of one of these ads actually being read are like, slim to none. So, a man has to do SOMETHING to stand out from the crowd. Anyway, I’m not actually looking for an alien, on the other hand if you really are an alien I might also be interested. 

What I’m really looking for is an long term affair. Friends with benefits, a regular f--- buddy, someone to be my new-best-favorite-number-one-concubine. Whatever you want to call it. I hate labels - they can be so confining. The point is, I’ve decided this is the thing to do at this point in my life. This is part escape, part fantasy, and part of an effort to keep me sane. Few of the driving reasons for this would stand up in court or under close scrutiny, but it's what I have to work with. Suffice it to say, I have all the requisite justifications worked out in my little mind, and I am at peace with the whole thing. In other words, I’m doing this because I want to. If you choose to reply, I can only assume that you want what I want.

You’ll want to know a bit about me. If I was running from the FBI, the description of me hanging on the post office wall would say I’m about 6’, and 170 lbs. I have full head of black/gray hair and brown eyes. I am of above average intelligence (my opinon), witty, charming, entertaining, and all-in-all I’m pretty good in the sack, too, in spite of the fact that I’m a middle age white guy who doesn’t play basketball. If you catch my drift. 

I’m pretty open as to who I’m looking for. I’m more clear on what I don’t want. I don’t smoke, and neither should you. I don’t mean that as a judgment call, I just think it would be problematic if I suddenly start going home smelling of cigarette smoke. That’s not a deal breaker, but you’ll have to make up for it in other ways. And no... swallowing isn’t enough. A amazingly awsome personality would be a start. 

I tend to go for nerdy geeky type girls, so glasses are actually a plus. I’m open as to age, but please, no one younger than 21 ;). If you like NASCAR and drinking a six pack while watching the football game, we probably have nothing in common. Really.I prefer to discuss religion or politics over a good Cabernet. Oh, and speaking of drinking, I’ve known my share of heavy drinkers. If you’re the neighborhood party poodle, like your hard liquor and getting your barf on, drive through please. There’s nothing here for you.

Ok, I've just about run out of inspiring things to say to entice you into writing. If you’re bright, witty, attractive, have a well developed sense of humor, and just happen to be scouring CL looking for an affair, send me a note. At best, this could turn out to be a whole lot of fun. At worst, you’ll have wasted a few minutes and horribly inconvenienced an extraordinarily large number of electrons. What have you got to lose?

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program. 
you:	I tend to go for nerdy geeky type girls, so glasses are actually a plus.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you:	I’m open as to age, but please, no one younger than 21.
Robonk:	Why do you say you tend to go for nerdy geeky type girls?
you:	If you like NASCAR and drinking a six pack while watching the football game, we probably have nothing in common.
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
you:	Really, I prefer to discuss religion or politics over a good Cabernet.
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
you:	Oh, and speaking of drinking, I’ve known my share of heavy drinkers. 
Robonk:	Your share of heavy drinkers?
you:	If you’re the neighborhood party poodle, like your hard liquor and getting your barf on, drive through please.
Robonk:	What do you know about me’re the neighborhood party poodle?

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Cool_Breeze2010
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female
Cool_Breeze2010
Age/Gender: 52M
Looking for FWB who is all about the benefits
210lbs
Height: 6'0"

open to more with the right person.

what really turns me on is a woman who still knows how to seduce a man, not just the body, but the mind too. I revoke keys on a regular basis if we are not communicating and/or there is no interest in me on your end. Also like a girly girl who does not mind being one from time to time.
activities in and out of bed

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
you:	Looking for FWB who is all about the benefits.
Robonk:	Have you asked anyone else?
you:	Open to more with the right person.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	What really turns me on is a woman who still knows how to seduce a man, not just the body, but the mind too. 
Robonk:	What comes to mind when you ask that?
you:	Activities in and out of bed.
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?

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mirabella
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 62F
What am I doing ...
155lbs
Height: 5'2"

I prefer to make a friend that might help me stay in my marriage by being a supportive spirit.  My life is void of all physical intimacy by way of an act of God.  My partner is unable to be close to another human being.  And sometimes I just need to be able to go there.  Even if it's in my head.  I'm a little shy about the whole idea - it's sort of a last resort for me - I just need to believe I'm having some kind of human contact - but not really.

In alot of ways I'm a recycled virgin.

To be held, caressed, treated like a familiar extension of another entity.
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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program. 
you:	In alot of ways I'm a recycled virgin.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be a recycled virgin?
you:	I prefer to make a friend that might help me stay in my marriage by being a supportive spirit. 
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	My life is void of all physical intimacy by way of an act of God.
Robonk:	Your life is void of all physical intimacy by way of an act of God?
you:	My partner is unable to be close to another human being. 
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?

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cheating101
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female

Age/Gender: 46M
discretion always
160lbs
Height: 5'10"

very discretionary sex only. I have a family too but my lovely wife does not satisfy my needs.  I am burning with passion and am tired of being neglected, rejected and ignored.  I try to initiate intimacy but am constantly rejected.  Her friends even tell her she had better take better care of me.  I do not want to leave or divorce her so secrecy and short term fun is the only option here.

Ever since my wife was pregnant I love the way a woman looks while pregnant, I know it\'s silly! I really love to make a woman have an orgasm. I am more of a giver than a taker in bed.
Sex only
I am only looking for no commitment sex.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you. 
you:	Very discretionary sex only.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	I have a family too but my lovely wife does not satisfy my needs.
Robonk:	Who else in your family does not satisfy your needs?
you:	I am burning with passion and am tired of being neglected, rejected and ignored.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is burning with passion and are tired of being neglected?
you:	I try to initiate intimacy but am constantly rejected.
Robonk:	You say you try to initiate intimacy?
you:	Ever since my wife was pregnant, I love the way a woman looks while pregnant. I know it's silly!
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	I know it's silly!
Robonk:	You say you know it's silly?

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the1guy4u
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female

Age/Gender: 51M
Seeking a special friend...
215lbs
Height: 6'2"

I am willing to do whatever you and I are comfortable with. I would like to make all of our fantasies come to life. I would like to meet a nice, fit, happy & healty woman to make friends with and take it from there...
Womanhood turns me on!
Ok, I checked off all the things I like on the list... but I'd love to learn some things as we go. I am seeking ONE and only ONE special friend to share special times with.

I seek a nice fit woman who is in the same boat as me... not looking to change anyones situation, just enhance it. Let's add some fun, excitement, and passion to our lives!

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program. 
you:	 I would like to meet a nice, fit, happy & healty woman to make friends with and take it from there.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you:	Womanhood turns me on!
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	I am seeking ONE and only ONE special friend to share special times with.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be seeking ONE and only ONE special friend to share special times with?
you:	I seek a nice fit woman who is in the same boat as me.
Robonk:	What do you suppose that resemblence means?

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deaffair
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female

Age/Gender: 52M
Looking to put the spark back in your life?
190lbs
Height: 5'10"

I am looking for someone to share a sexual relationship with, but I am also looking for someone I can share a friendship with. Sex is definately important, but I am also looking for someone that I can connect with and relate to. I am happy with every part of my life except my sex life. I am looking for a woman is a similar situation. Hopefully we can help each other find some of the passion and intimacy we are missing. I am not looking to replace my current relationship. I am looking for someone who can fulfull the intimate connection that I am missing.

My ideal is someone who would like to meet on a regular basis for an ongoing sexual relationship. In addition, I am looking for someone who would like develop a friendship. I am not looking to change my current relationship - or yours. I am just looking to add some passion to both our lives.

I would love to see if I can help you find the passion and excitement that is missing in your life.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	
I am looking for someone to share a sexual relationship with, but I am also looking for someone I can share a friendship with.Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	Sex is definately important, but I am also looking for someone that I can connect with and relate to.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is looking for someone to share a sexual relationship with?
you:	I am happy with every part of my life except my sex life.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your sex life?
you:	 I am looking for a woman is a similar situation. 
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being looking for a woman is a similar situation?
you:	 Hopefully we can help each other find some of the passion and intimacy we are missing.
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your sex life.
you:	 I am not looking to replace my current relationship. 
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your current relationship?
you:	I am looking for someone who can fulfull the intimate connection that I am missing.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is missing?
you:	My ideal is someone who would like to meet on a regular basis for an ongoing sexual relationship. 
Robonk:	But your current relationship.

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mirabella
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 62F
What am I doing ...
155lbs
Height: 5'2"

I prefer to make a friend that might help me stay in my marriage by being a supportive spirit.  My life is void of all physical intimacy by way of an act of God.  My partner is unable to be close to another human being.  And sometimes I just need to be able to go there.  Even if it's in my head.  I'm a little shy about the whole idea - it's sort of a last resort for me - I just need to believe I'm having some kind of human contact - but not really.

In alot of ways I'm a recycled virgin.

To be held, caressed, treated like a familiar extension of another entity.
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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program. 
you:	In alot of ways I'm a recycled virgin.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be a recycled virgin?
you:	I prefer to make a friend that might help me stay in my marriage by being a supportive spirit. 
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	My life is void of all physical intimacy by way of an act of God.
Robonk:	Your life is void of all physical intimacy by way of an act of God?
you:	My partner is unable to be close to another human being. 
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?

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Lfstyls
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female
Lfstyls
Age/Gender: 48M
Seeking discrete fun!
230lbs
Height: 5'10"

Testing the waters...would love some sexy phone chat.  Stay at home dad, not interested in face to face, but do need more affection and orgasms!  Hate to bother the wife as often as I need...  :(

Affection...and someone in the game for real, not bs

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program. 
you:	Testing the waters...would love some sexy phone chat.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	Stay at home dad, not interested in face to face, but do need more affection and orgasms!
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	Hate to bother the wife as often as I need.
Robonk:	What would getting mean to you?
you:	Affection...and someone in the game for real, not bs.

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Bethanie
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 38F
Restless female student ready for variety
125lbs
Height: 5'4"

Looking for someone to experiment with discreetly.

I love to flirt. Playfulness really turns me on. Intelligence and a sense of humor are required, please.

I'd like to chat at first, then see how it goes. I am not looking for monotony. I want to have fun, not the problems that come with relationships.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program. 
you:	Looking for someone to experiment with discreetly.
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	I love to flirt.
Robonk:	Why do you say you love to flirt?
you:	Playfulness really turns me on.
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	Intelligence and a sense of humor are required, please.
Robonk:	Are they always required?
you:	I'd like to chat at first, then see how it goes.
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you:	I am not looking for monotony.
Robonk:	How long have you been not looking for monotony?
you:	I want to have fun, not the problems that come with relationships.
Robonk:	What does wanting to have fun have to do with this discussion?

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jj64
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female

Age/Gender: 51M
Looking for intimate fun
175lbs
Height: 6'0"

Physical chemistry is important to me so I am looking for a woman that is pretty and is confident with her body and willing to show it.  I also like a woman that is smart and can think for herslf and can carry on conversation easily but down to earth as well.  I do like a woman that has a sexual appetite as large as mine.  I am open to exploring your desires!!  Wink me and I will contact you.

A nice smile, pretty eyes, and an outgoing personality. Someone in good shape that takes care of themselves.

Short term or long I just want to share some fun with the right woman who knows what she wants and what I want and can be discreet and sexually confident enough to show it.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program. 
you:	Looking for intimate fun
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	Physical chemistry is important to me so I am looking for a woman that is pretty and is confident with her body and willing to show it. 
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be looking for a woman that is pretty and is confident with her body and willing to show it?
you:	 I also like a woman that is smart and can think for herslf and can carry on conversation easily but down to earth as well.  
Robonk:	Do you say you also like a woman that is smart and can think for herslf and can carry on conversation easily for some special reason?
you:	 I do like a woman that has a sexual appetite as large as mine. 
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
you:	 I am open to exploring your desires!
Robonk:	Is it because you are open to exploring my desires that you came to me?
you:	 Wink me and I will contact you.
Robonk:	Perhaps in your fantasies we will contact each other.

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blueblonde
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 63F
Pretty Lady wants Exclusive Affair
125lbs
Height: 5'4"
Romance, Fun, Almost love?
I go off and on this site, because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand, etc. Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship, they think this website is a quick pickup.  I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".  I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand. Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.  If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further. You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed. I am 53 but look younger.  I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.  I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.  I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.  Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship.  One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!
My story is not original....married without sex. Don't want to change life situation for many reasons. I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs.  I want that "can't get enough" feeling!  I want raw passion along with caring.  My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Passion, Chemistry,Honesty
Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. No men with facial hair  . Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty, let me say that again: honesty.  Let's not play games. I do not have a paying membership.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	Romance, Fun, Almost love?
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	I go off and on because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand.
Robonk:	Why not?
you:	Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".   
Robonk:	Do you say you also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman for some special reason?
you:	I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.
Robonk:	Have you asked anyone else?
you:	If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further.
Robonk:	What do you know about my profile says Threesomes?
you:	You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed.
Robonk:	We were discussing you -- not me.
you:	I am 53 but look younger. 
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 53?
you:	I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.
Robonk:	I don't understand that.
you:	I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be pretty?
you:	I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship. 
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 90 and smile?
you:	My story is not original....married without sex. 
Robonk:	Why do you say your story is not original?
you:	Don't want to change life situation for many reasons.
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your story is not original?
you:	I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs. 
Robonk:	Do you say you miss playfulness for some special reason?
you:	I want that "can't get enough" feeling!
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	I want raw passion along with caring.
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got raw passion along with caring?
you:	My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. 
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your teaching days are over?
you:	No men with facial hair.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
you:	Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty.
Robonk:	What makes you think of my top qualities: Discretion?
you:	let me say that again: honesty
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	Let's not play games.
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	Chemistry MUST be there!
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

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blueblonde
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 63F
Pretty Lady wants Exclusive Affair
125lbs
Height: 5'4"
Romance, Fun, Almost love?
I go off and on this site, because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand, etc. Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship, they think this website is a quick pickup.  I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".  I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand. Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.  If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further. You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed. I am 53 but look younger.  I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.  I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.  I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.  Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship.  One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!
My story is not original....married without sex. Don't want to change life situation for many reasons. I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs.  I want that "can't get enough" feeling!  I want raw passion along with caring.  My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Passion, Chemistry,Honesty
Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. No men with facial hair  . Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty, let me say that again: honesty.  Let's not play games. I do not have a paying membership.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	Romance, Fun, Almost love?
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	I go off and on because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand.
Robonk:	Why not?
you:	Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".   
Robonk:	Do you say you also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman for some special reason?
you:	I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.
Robonk:	Have you asked anyone else?
you:	If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further.
Robonk:	What do you know about my profile says Threesomes?
you:	You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed.
Robonk:	We were discussing you -- not me.
you:	I am 53 but look younger. 
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 53?
you:	I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.
Robonk:	I don't understand that.
you:	I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be pretty?
you:	I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship. 
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 90 and smile?
you:	My story is not original....married without sex. 
Robonk:	Why do you say your story is not original?
you:	Don't want to change life situation for many reasons.
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your story is not original?
you:	I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs. 
Robonk:	Do you say you miss playfulness for some special reason?
you:	I want that "can't get enough" feeling!
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	I want raw passion along with caring.
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got raw passion along with caring?
you:	My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. 
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your teaching days are over?
you:	No men with facial hair.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
you:	Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty.
Robonk:	What makes you think of my top qualities: Discretion?
you:	let me say that again: honesty
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	Let's not play games.
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	Chemistry MUST be there!
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

#00013

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486245
blueblonde
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 63F
Pretty Lady wants Exclusive Affair
125lbs
Height: 5'4"
Romance, Fun, Almost love?
I go off and on this site, because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand, etc. Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship, they think this website is a quick pickup.  I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".  I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand. Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.  If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further. You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed. I am 53 but look younger.  I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.  I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.  I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.  Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship.  One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!
My story is not original....married without sex. Don't want to change life situation for many reasons. I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs.  I want that "can't get enough" feeling!  I want raw passion along with caring.  My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Passion, Chemistry,Honesty
Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. No men with facial hair  . Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty, let me say that again: honesty.  Let's not play games. I do not have a paying membership.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	Romance, Fun, Almost love?
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	I go off and on because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand.
Robonk:	Why not?
you:	Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".   
Robonk:	Do you say you also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman for some special reason?
you:	I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.
Robonk:	Have you asked anyone else?
you:	If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further.
Robonk:	What do you know about my profile says Threesomes?
you:	You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed.
Robonk:	We were discussing you -- not me.
you:	I am 53 but look younger. 
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 53?
you:	I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.
Robonk:	I don't understand that.
you:	I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be pretty?
you:	I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship. 
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 90 and smile?
you:	My story is not original....married without sex. 
Robonk:	Why do you say your story is not original?
you:	Don't want to change life situation for many reasons.
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your story is not original?
you:	I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs. 
Robonk:	Do you say you miss playfulness for some special reason?
you:	I want that "can't get enough" feeling!
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	I want raw passion along with caring.
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got raw passion along with caring?
you:	My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. 
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your teaching days are over?
you:	No men with facial hair.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
you:	Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty.
Robonk:	What makes you think of my top qualities: Discretion?
you:	let me say that again: honesty
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	Let's not play games.
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	Chemistry MUST be there!
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

#00012

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486245
blueblonde
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 63F
Pretty Lady wants Exclusive Affair
125lbs
Height: 5'4"
Romance, Fun, Almost love?
I go off and on this site, because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand, etc. Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship, they think this website is a quick pickup.  I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".  I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand. Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.  If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further. You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed. I am 53 but look younger.  I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.  I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.  I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.  Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship.  One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!
My story is not original....married without sex. Don't want to change life situation for many reasons. I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs.  I want that "can't get enough" feeling!  I want raw passion along with caring.  My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Passion, Chemistry,Honesty
Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. No men with facial hair  . Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty, let me say that again: honesty.  Let's not play games. I do not have a paying membership.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	Romance, Fun, Almost love?
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	I go off and on because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand.
Robonk:	Why not?
you:	Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".   
Robonk:	Do you say you also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman for some special reason?
you:	I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.
Robonk:	Have you asked anyone else?
you:	If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further.
Robonk:	What do you know about my profile says Threesomes?
you:	You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed.
Robonk:	We were discussing you -- not me.
you:	I am 53 but look younger. 
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 53?
you:	I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.
Robonk:	I don't understand that.
you:	I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be pretty?
you:	I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship. 
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 90 and smile?
you:	My story is not original....married without sex. 
Robonk:	Why do you say your story is not original?
you:	Don't want to change life situation for many reasons.
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your story is not original?
you:	I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs. 
Robonk:	Do you say you miss playfulness for some special reason?
you:	I want that "can't get enough" feeling!
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	I want raw passion along with caring.
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got raw passion along with caring?
you:	My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. 
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your teaching days are over?
you:	No men with facial hair.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
you:	Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty.
Robonk:	What makes you think of my top qualities: Discretion?
you:	let me say that again: honesty
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	Let's not play games.
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	Chemistry MUST be there!
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

#00011

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486245
blueblonde
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 63F
Pretty Lady wants Exclusive Affair
125lbs
Height: 5'4"
Romance, Fun, Almost love?
I go off and on this site, because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand, etc. Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship, they think this website is a quick pickup.  I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".  I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand. Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.  If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further. You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed. I am 53 but look younger.  I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.  I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.  I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.  Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship.  One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!
My story is not original....married without sex. Don't want to change life situation for many reasons. I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs.  I want that "can't get enough" feeling!  I want raw passion along with caring.  My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Passion, Chemistry,Honesty
Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. No men with facial hair  . Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty, let me say that again: honesty.  Let's not play games. I do not have a paying membership.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	Romance, Fun, Almost love?
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	I go off and on because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand.
Robonk:	Why not?
you:	Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".   
Robonk:	Do you say you also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman for some special reason?
you:	I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.
Robonk:	Have you asked anyone else?
you:	If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further.
Robonk:	What do you know about my profile says Threesomes?
you:	You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed.
Robonk:	We were discussing you -- not me.
you:	I am 53 but look younger. 
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 53?
you:	I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.
Robonk:	I don't understand that.
you:	I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be pretty?
you:	I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship. 
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 90 and smile?
you:	My story is not original....married without sex. 
Robonk:	Why do you say your story is not original?
you:	Don't want to change life situation for many reasons.
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your story is not original?
you:	I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs. 
Robonk:	Do you say you miss playfulness for some special reason?
you:	I want that "can't get enough" feeling!
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	I want raw passion along with caring.
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got raw passion along with caring?
you:	My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. 
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your teaching days are over?
you:	No men with facial hair.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
you:	Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty.
Robonk:	What makes you think of my top qualities: Discretion?
you:	let me say that again: honesty
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	Let's not play games.
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	Chemistry MUST be there!
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

#00010

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486245
blueblonde
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 63F
Pretty Lady wants Exclusive Affair
125lbs
Height: 5'4"
Romance, Fun, Almost love?
I go off and on this site, because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand, etc. Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship, they think this website is a quick pickup.  I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".  I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand. Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.  If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further. You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed. I am 53 but look younger.  I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.  I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.  I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.  Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship.  One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!
My story is not original....married without sex. Don't want to change life situation for many reasons. I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs.  I want that "can't get enough" feeling!  I want raw passion along with caring.  My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Passion, Chemistry,Honesty
Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. No men with facial hair  . Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty, let me say that again: honesty.  Let's not play games. I do not have a paying membership.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	Romance, Fun, Almost love?
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	I go off and on because I think I have connected with someone only to find out there is no spark, or they are really looking for a one night stand.
Robonk:	Why not?
you:	Sometimes I have started to communicate with someone only to discover they really do not have time for a relationship.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	I also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman".   
Robonk:	Do you say you also get responses from men in their 30's who "want to experience an older woman for some special reason?
you:	I do not want to be an experiment, curiosity or one night stand.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Is there anyone REALLY out there who needs some fun, romance, caring and ultimately great sex, no kinky stuff.
Robonk:	Have you asked anyone else?
you:	If your profile says Threesomes, Spankings or Bondage, read no further.
Robonk:	What do you know about my profile says Threesomes?
you:	You need to be intelligent, discreet, immaculately groomed, NO facial hair, fit and well endowed.
Robonk:	We were discussing you -- not me.
you:	I am 53 but look younger. 
Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 53?
you:	I have a good body and am well endowed myself! 34-D and a size 8.
Robonk:	I don't understand that.
you:	I am pretty, sexy, intelligent and sensual.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be pretty?
you:	I have long blondish hair and blue eyes.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Would like to have an EXCLUSIVE, caring, safe, on-going, honest, friendship and relationship. 
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	One I can think about when I'm 90 and smile.
Chemistry MUST be there!Robonk:	Do you enjoy being 90 and smile?
you:	My story is not original....married without sex. 
Robonk:	Why do you say your story is not original?
you:	Don't want to change life situation for many reasons.
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your story is not original?
you:	I miss playfulness, being desired, touched, kisses and hugs. 
Robonk:	Do you say you miss playfulness for some special reason?
you:	I want that "can't get enough" feeling!
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	I want raw passion along with caring.
Robonk:	What would it mean to you if you got raw passion along with caring?
you:	My teaching days are over, want a man that really loves and knows how to please a woman because I know how to please a man.
Robonk:	Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
you:	Looking for someone who can meet during daytime hours. 
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your teaching days are over?
you:	No men with facial hair.
Robonk:	Why 'no'?
you:	Your top qualities: Discretion, stamina and honesty.
Robonk:	What makes you think of my top qualities: Discretion?
you:	let me say that again: honesty
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	Let's not play games.
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	Chemistry MUST be there!
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

#0000F

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431780
curious_1_80
FEMALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (6) Female seeking female

Age/Gender: 35F
I've want to experience pleasure on another level :-)
125lbs
Height: 5'4"

I hear that nobody know how to please a woman better than another woman and I'm curious about that.

hey ladies! i'm a very upbeat woman looking to have fun with aomeone who enjoys life and loves sex.

I'm looking for someone to get freaky with...

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you. 
you:	I want to experience pleasure on another level.
Robonk:	Suppose you got to experience pleasure on another level soon.
you:	I hear that nobody know how to please a woman better than another woman and I'm curious about that.
Robonk:	You have a particular person in mind, don't you?
you:	Im a very upbeat woman looking to have fun with someone who enjoys life and loves sex.
Robonk:	Are such questions much on your mind?
you:	I'm looking for someone to get freaky with.
Robonk:	How long have you been looking for someone to get freaky with?

#0000E

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276080
sumluv
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female

Age/Gender: 51M
sweet, passionate, & sensual woman wanted.
165lbs
Height: 5'6"

I'm open minded and aim to please the right lady.

So here's my idea for a first date if we like each other. Remember being young? How about the hottest clothed make out session ever first, I mean hot. You best kisses. The thought really gets me going.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	I'm open minded and aim to please the right lady.
Robonk:	Do you believe it is normal to be open minded and aim to please the right lady?
you:	So here's my idea for a first date.
Robonk:	Your idea for a first date?
you:	 Remember being young? 
Robonk:	Does that have anything to do with the fact that your idea for a first date?
you:	How about the hottest clothed make out session ever first, I mean hot.
Robonk:	Does that question interest you?
you:	The thought really gets me going.
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?

#0000D

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304856
SSShhhitsKimmy
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 43F
I won't tell if you don't...
125lbs
Height: 5'4"

Give me a wink and we can talk about it!

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	I won't tell if you don't...
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?
you:	Give me a wink and we can talk about it!
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.

#0000C

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373737
zues22
SINGLE_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (3) Single male, seeking female

Age/Gender: 44M
sleepless in DE
175lbs
Height: 5'10"

Looking for a down to earth woman, looking to share fun and excitement.

Rare breed here...Life's too short for games, I dont play them, dont need to be drawn into them.

A good honest woman, what's happened to them? :)

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
you:	Looking for a down to earth woman, looking to share fun and excitement.
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	Rare breed here.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	Life's too short for games, I dont play them, don't need to be drawn into them.
Robonk:	Does that trouble you?
you:	A good honest woman, what's happened to them?
Robonk:	Have you asked anyone else?

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Lissyjo
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male
Lissyjo
Age/Gender: 51F
looking for adult fun
180lbs
Height: 5'4"

Open to alot. Not satisfied at home. Can u satisfy me?  My favorite toy is a 10inch vibrator. Works great, but want the real thing

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
you:	Looking for adult fun
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you:	Open to alot.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	 Not satisfied at home.
Robonk:	Does talking about this bother you?
you:	My favorite toy is a 10inch vibrator.
Robonk:	Your favorite toy is a 10inch vibrator?
you:	Works great, but want the real thing
Robonk:	But your favorite toy is a 10inch vibrator.

#0000A

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cheating101
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female

Age/Gender: 46M
discretion always
160lbs
Height: 5'10"

very discretionary sex only. I have a family too but my lovely wife does not satisfy my needs.  I am burning with passion and am tired of being neglected, rejected and ignored.  I try to initiate intimacy but am constantly rejected.  Her friends even tell her she had better take better care of me.  I do not want to leave or divorce her so secrecy and short term fun is the only option here.

Ever since my wife was pregnant I love the way a woman looks while pregnant, I know it\'s silly! I really love to make a woman have an orgasm. I am more of a giver than a taker in bed.
Sex only
I am only looking for no commitment sex.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you. 
you:	Very discretionary sex only.
Robonk:	Tell me more about that.
you:	I have a family too but my lovely wife does not satisfy my needs.
Robonk:	Who else in your family does not satisfy your needs?
you:	I am burning with passion and am tired of being neglected, rejected and ignored.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is burning with passion and are tired of being neglected?
you:	I try to initiate intimacy but am constantly rejected.
Robonk:	You say you try to initiate intimacy?
you:	Ever since my wife was pregnant, I love the way a woman looks while pregnant. I know it's silly!
Robonk:	Please go on.
you:	I know it's silly!
Robonk:	You say you know it's silly?

#00009

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maples
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male
maples
Age/Gender: 40F
hello
120lbs
Height: 5'6"

I want a BIG PACKAGE. If you have one email me and send me a pick. I want something big and something that it will hurt for once... I don't want a man scared to be on the wild side. I did bisexuals. To have a man inside me and be kissing another man turns me on so much it hurts. I'd love to hook up with two men willing to go the distance with me.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Hello, I am a computer program. 
you:	I want a BIG PACKAGE.
Robonk:	Suppose you got a BIG PACKAGE soon.
you:	I want something big and something that it will hurt for once.
Robonk:	Suppose you got something big and something that it will hurt for once soon.
you:	I don't want a man scared to be on the wild side. I did bisexuals.
Robonk:	Does that trouble you?
you:	To have a man inside me and be kissing another man turns me on so much it hurts.
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.
you:	I don't want a man scared to be on the wild side.
Robonk:	Do you wish to be able to want a man scared to be on the wild side?
you:	 I did bisexuals.
Robonk:	You say you did bisexuals?

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iggysurf
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female

Age/Gender: 55M
WANTED: Alien Women Only
170lbs
Height: 6'0"

I’ll start by apologizing to anyone who was actually intrigued by the title to this ad. It was merely a ploy to get you to open this post and, perhaps, actually read it. This is nothing more than the stereotypic Ashley Madison married-cheater-looking-for-an-affair ad. There’s a few gazillion of these posted every day, so the chances of one of these ads actually being read are like, slim to none. So, a man has to do SOMETHING to stand out from the crowd. Anyway, I’m not actually looking for an alien, on the other hand if you really are an alien I might also be interested. 

What I’m really looking for is an long term affair. Friends with benefits, a regular f--- buddy, someone to be my new-best-favorite-number-one-concubine. Whatever you want to call it. I hate labels - they can be so confining. The point is, I’ve decided this is the thing to do at this point in my life. This is part escape, part fantasy, and part of an effort to keep me sane. Few of the driving reasons for this would stand up in court or under close scrutiny, but it's what I have to work with. Suffice it to say, I have all the requisite justifications worked out in my little mind, and I am at peace with the whole thing. In other words, I’m doing this because I want to. If you choose to reply, I can only assume that you want what I want.

You’ll want to know a bit about me. If I was running from the FBI, the description of me hanging on the post office wall would say I’m about 6’, and 170 lbs. I have full head of black/gray hair and brown eyes. I am of above average intelligence (my opinon), witty, charming, entertaining, and all-in-all I’m pretty good in the sack, too, in spite of the fact that I’m a middle age white guy who doesn’t play basketball. If you catch my drift. 

I’m pretty open as to who I’m looking for. I’m more clear on what I don’t want. I don’t smoke, and neither should you. I don’t mean that as a judgment call, I just think it would be problematic if I suddenly start going home smelling of cigarette smoke. That’s not a deal breaker, but you’ll have to make up for it in other ways. And no... swallowing isn’t enough. A amazingly awsome personality would be a start. 

I tend to go for nerdy geeky type girls, so glasses are actually a plus. I’m open as to age, but please, no one younger than 21 ;). If you like NASCAR and drinking a six pack while watching the football game, we probably have nothing in common. Really.I prefer to discuss religion or politics over a good Cabernet. Oh, and speaking of drinking, I’ve known my share of heavy drinkers. If you’re the neighborhood party poodle, like your hard liquor and getting your barf on, drive through please. There’s nothing here for you.

Ok, I've just about run out of inspiring things to say to entice you into writing. If you’re bright, witty, attractive, have a well developed sense of humor, and just happen to be scouring CL looking for an affair, send me a note. At best, this could turn out to be a whole lot of fun. At worst, you’ll have wasted a few minutes and horribly inconvenienced an extraordinarily large number of electrons. What have you got to lose?

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
you:	What I’m really looking for is an long term affair. 
Robonk:	Can you elaborate on that?
you:	Friends with benefits, a regular F--- buddy, someone to be my new-best-favorite-number-one-concubine. 
Robonk:	Your new-best-favorite-number-one-concubine?
you:	 Whatever you want to call it.
Robonk:	We were discussing you -- not me.

#00007

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looker555
ATTACHED_FEMALE_SEEKING_MALE (1) In relationship, seeking male

Age/Gender: 63F
looking for fun and light romance
125lbs
Height: 5'4"

I am slender, very pretty and look young for my age. Your qualities would be inexorable discretion, intelligence, good grooming, caring, and above all honesty. Not looking to change my life, just would like to feel alive again one more time.

There has to be chemistry. I would like to have a relationship (albeit doomed) not a one night stand. Not into anything kinky.

If you have tattoos, motorcycle things or body piercings, please don't consider me.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you. 
you:	I am slender, very pretty and look young for my age.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your age?
you:	Your qualities would be inexorable discretion, intelligence, good grooming, caring, and above all honesty.
Robonk:	Why are you concerned over my qualities would be inexorable discretion?
you:	There has to be chemistry. I would like to have a relationship (albeit doomed), not a one night stand.
Robonk:	Do you say you would like to have a relationship (albeit doomed for some special reason?
you:	Not into anything kinky.
Robonk:	But your age.
you:	If you have tattoos, motorcycle things or body piercings, please don't consider me.
Robonk:	What does this speculation lead to?

#00006

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PKing
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female
PKing
Age/Gender: 47M
Captivating Personality, Lasting Pleasure
180lbs
Height: 5'10"
Watching
am a *very* clean, professional male, looking for the same in either a female or couple, but I also have a fantasy of watching other attractive couples having sex. I guess this may be considered voyerism? Dunno, but if you''re interested, please email a reply. I am 5''10", dark complected, good looking, good/avg build, no diseases, health issues,...and definitely no head case! :-P . I am located near the Philly area. ...good luck in your search....

I love breasts, so that is a definite plus. I am also turned on by navel piercings & toe rings! :-P For couples, he should be clean, and in fairly decent shape.



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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Please tell me what's been bothering you. 
you:	I am a clean, professional male, looking for the same in either a female or couple.
Robonk:	How?
you:	I also have a fantasy of watching other attractive couples having sex.
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	I guess this may be considered voyerism?
Robonk:	Do you say you guess this may be considered voyerism for some special reason?
you:	Dunno, but if you're interested...
Robonk:	Do you wish that me are interested?

#00005

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freckledsmile
FEMALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (6) Female seeking female
freckledsmile
Age/Gender: 40F
Find your red head here!
200lbs
Height: 5'5"

I am a bisexual married woman looking for sexual encounters with bisexual or bicurious women.  No long term relationships, please.

I like to have fun in bed, but I also like it to be very hot and aggressive sometimes.



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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	Is something troubling you?
you:	Find your red head here!
Robonk:	What makes you think of my red head here?
you:	I am a bisexual married woman looking for sexual encounters with bisexual or bicurious women. 
Robonk:	How long have you been a bisexual married woman looking for sexual encounters with bisexual or bicurious women?
you:	No long term relationships, please.
Robonk:	Does this make you feel unhappy? 
you:	I like to have fun in bed, but I also like it to be very hot and aggressive sometimes.
Robonk:	That is interesting. Please continue.

#00004

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JohnGalt01
ATTACHED_MALE_SEEKING_FEMALE (2) In relationship, seeking female

Age/Gender: 58M
Let's make out like teenagers!
190lbs
Height: 6'2"
What a curious list!
I'm interested in a relationship, not a quick boink. Slow and easy is my preferred way to handle things. I enjoy the dance, the anticipation, the discovery and the sharing. Looking to make friends, trade e-mails and get to know someone first. I'm hoping to enrich my life (and perhaps someone else's).
I really like to kiss.
Are you kind? Are you smart? Do you still blow straw wrappers from time to time? If so, we'll get along just fine.

I'm looking for a smart woman with an active imagination. A pair of eyes with a vocabulary all their own.

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Welcome to your therapy session.
Your therapist's name is Robonk.

Robonk:	How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
you:	Let's make out like teenagers!
Robonk:	I'm not sure I understand you fully.
you:	I'm interested in a relationship, not a quick boink.
Robonk:	Do you know anyone else who is interested in a relationship?
you:	Slow and easy is my preferred way to handle things.
Robonk:	Is it important to you that your preferred way to handle things?
you:	I enjoy the dance, the anticipation, the discovery and the sharing. 
Robonk:	That's quite interesting.
you:	Looking to make friends, trade e-mails and get to know someone first.
Robonk:	Let's discuss further why your preferred way to handle things.